Part 3 in our "continuing":http://feralboy.com/log/archives/000352/ "series":http://feralboy.com/log/archives/000314/ on "How to Not Get A Job", I got this gem of a cover letter from "Ryan":http://trulycrap.com/ this morning: == DEAR SIR/MADDAM

THE PURPOSE OF THIS LETTER IS TO INFORM YOU ABOUT ME. AND HOW I FEEL I AM THE BEST PERSON FOR THE JOB. I FEEL I AM THE BEST CANDIDATE.BECAUSE, I AM PROFICENT IN THE FOLLOWING, INBOUND, OUTBOUND CALLCENTER, SALES ASSOCIATE, RETAIL, CUSTOMER SERVICE, INVENTORY, FILING, WAITRESSING, HANDELING FOOD ORDERS, STORE GREETING, TWO YEARS OF COLLECTION EXPERIENCE, EXCELLENT COMMUNICATION SKILLS, TELEPHONE SWITCH BOARD OPERATOR, PICKING, PACKING, SURVEYS, AND ALSO CASHIER WORK. I HAVE BEEN DOING CUSTOMER SERVICE FOR OVER FIVE YEARS. THE CUSTOMERS LOOK FORWARD TO WHEN I AM THERE BECAUSE OF MY WARM SMILE. AND MY FRIENDLY ATTITUDE. MY EMPLOYERS LOVE MY WORK ALSO. I HAVE NEVER BEEN COACHED FOR LATENESS, ABSENTNESS, STEALING ETC. I WILL EXPLAIN WHY I WANT TO WORK FOR YOUR COMPANY WHEN WE MEET. AND I'LL DEMONSTATE TO YOU HOW YOU CAN PUT MY SUCESSFUL EXPERIENCE TO WORK FOR FUTURE GROWTH. SO IN CLOSING OF THIS LETTER.I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO DISCUSSING THE POSITION WITH YOU. I CAN BE REACHED DURING THE DAY AT (215)XXX-XXXX

SINCERLY YOURS ==