Moving contest!

bq. *Update:* If this were the Price Is Right, I'd first make that buzzer noise and tell you that you all overbid. It's up to you guys what you want to do... everyone can either re-guess less than $375 (the lowest bid, but still over), or I can just give it to the winner (Jason D.) now. Either way is fine, because I didn't clarify beforehand (although k did ask about PIR(Price Is Right) rules while I was already en route). Thoughts? Ok, I thought of something fun for everyone to do while I'm driving my way across this lovely country of ours starting tomorrow morning... a contest!

Here's the deal: I want you to guess how much my total gasoline bill will be. I've got a "15' moving truck":http://www.pensketruckrental.com/personal_rental/15ft.html, and we're going "roughly 2100 miles":http://tinyurl.com/547go. I'm towing my car, so I'll have that additional weight. Whoever guesses the closest will win something good, but I'm not sure what that is yet (I'll have plenty of time to think of something appropriate on the drive).

Extra Special Bonus Info: Depending on the whole cat situation, we might wind up driving both the rental truck AND the car, so that might throw your careful calculations off.

Anyway, leave your guess in the comments, and when I fill the truck back up to drop it off I'll have a final tally for you... sometime early next week, if all goes well.

Last Wednesday-night game

Small get-together last night for a little cards. It was just myself, Aaron, Joshua and David W. We started off with a little 7-card stud, which was interesting. There was some confusion on who bets, when they bet, etc... but I think we came up with some modified rules that made it not too expensive. Not much memorable except the hand where my first 2 down cards and 1 up card were all aces. Most winning hands were of the 2-pair, 3 of a kind variety, although David W. managed to pull out a low straight (A-through-5) twice.

Went to regular limit Hold 'Em later on. I had some good hands for a few good pots, and then right towards the end of the night I had my pocket aces turn into a set of aces, and won a few Happy Meals with that one.

The end result was Joshua and I both were up $20, and David and Aaron went bust. I will miss the home games a lot, and somehow I don't think all of us getting together online to play will be the same.

Moving update

Yesterday was a crazy day. First thing in the morning I had a lovely bike ride into Oakland to pick up the rental truck. It was perfect weather; already warm, not too humid, and I was just gliding along the newly-paved 5th Avenue. A nice way to have my "last bike ride here":http://feralboy.com/log/archives/001172/ for awhile. While waiting to fill out the paperwork for the truck a guy from the coroner's office was dropping off his Jeep to have it inspected. I took a snap of "his personalized plate":http://moblog.co.uk/view.php?id=21243; talk about a morbid sense of humor.

The truck is nice (it better be... I'm going to be living in it for about 3 days straight), and new (only like 18k miles; Penske has a policy that none of their trucks can be more than 3 years old). The "car carrier":http://www.pensketruckrental.com/personal_rental/towing/carcarrier.html is a little scary tho; the sticker on it saying to not go above 45 mph has me a little worried. Oh well, I went about 60 on the way from the pickup place to my apartment, and it didn't flip. I definitely don't want to do the drive at 45; it'll take a full day more. I also don't want to die, tho... so we'll see how the balancing act plays out.

After work and before poker last night I tried to get as many packed boxes as I could into the truck, and I think I got all of them. It was hot, sweaty work. I would take a batch of boxes, shove them along the floor to the elevator, ride the elevator down, shove them along the floor to the front door, and repeat. When I had a nice big stack of boxes I propped "the front doors(the doors)":http://feralboy.com/photoalbum/photos/20010707_parents/P7070024.JPG open, and hustle all the boxes into the truck.

Tonight I need to try and pack/move everything possible into the truck, so when the cleaning people come tomorrow they don't have to move a lot of stuff around.

Busy, busy, busy...

Lots of moving prep this past weekend. My home theatre is half packed up. Finding all the chewed wires was a treat. As was the nice crystalized dried cat pee. I'm going to just throw out all the speaker wires (one of them really loves chewing on the soft rubber coating), and then buy new ones when I finally find a house and get everything set up. I might try a little home improvement and try and do a closet and wire everything up through there so there's not loose wires. Barring that, at least make sure I've put "wire covers":http://bunnyluv.com/wirewrap.html on everything important.

Computer and "desk":http://www.anthro.com/_AC_LargeAnthroCarts.asp are getting broken down at some point today or tomorrow. That's most everything major, and just leaves clothes that I actually wear (which I'll probably just leave in the dresser drawers)

I also caved and scheduled a cleaning service for my move-out clean. The woman was there this a.m. to do a walkthrough and give me the sales pitch. I just don't really have the time to do a good cleaning before I move out, so I figured it's $200 well spent, and probably I'll make that back in the security deposit. My landlord has been really nice to me, so I don't want to leave him a shithole. I'm getting the moving truck Wednesday, and they'll be there Friday a.m., so I'll try and have most everything already packed into the truck by then and out of the way.

Laura is flying in Friday night, moving party (with beer and chips) Saturday morning, and then we're going to get on the road as soon as possible. Still lots of concern about the cats and their comfort level, but I bought some new carriers this weekend, so worst-case I bring all of them into the truck cab with us, or have Laura drive the car behind the truck.

I hope to be able to do some good documentation of the trip on the way down; when I'm not driving I can take pictures and keep a journal. My stepmom specifically requested a trip write-up, so I can't dissapoint.

In other news, I watched all of "the DVD Paul and April sent":http://feralboy.com/log/archives/001171/; man, you think I was excited about the move _before_?! Everything out there looks amazing; I've already got a list of problems to tick off just from how cool they look.

Also, we had a little work going away dealie at Michael's house on Friday; the spread was obscene (but in a good way)! They even made me "a cake":http://moblog.co.uk/view.php?id=20647... very sweet.

MCFPT

Last night was the Matt Comroe Farewell Poker Tourney. Much fun was had, reversals of fortune were seen, and cold hard cash was won. There were 11 of us to start. $25 got you $2500 in chips. We drew paper to see which table we were starting at, and I got the mismatched height card tables that made dealing interesting. Directly to my left was Joshua. Uh oh. To my right was Jason D., who is always dangerous when he's got some chips. We also had Dave W.(not "David":http://bigbrit.blogspot.com/) and Jason K., who is wildly unpredictable at times. You never know when he's bluffing "the Hammer" (i.e. 7-2 offsuit, the worst starting hand in hold 'em) or holding pocket aces.

We got started, and I was nervous. Even more nervous than I was at the start of the "tourney from a few weeks ago":http://feralboy.com/log/archives/001158/, which was silly because I knew all these people. Maybe that was it; I didn't want to be making bonehead plays in front of my friends. Even now only about 12 hours later lots of those hands are blurs to me, but I'll try and recollect best I can, and I'm sure David and Joshua (and Dan? where are you Dan?) will chime in.

The first few deals around were pretty uneventful... just feeling everyone out to see how they would play. I made some good positional raises with decent cards and took down some early pots. Joshua took a good chunk out of me when I put in a semi-bluff with some good cards that just didn't pan out on the board. He was playing similarly as far as agressive blind-stealing, although with the level we were at ($25/$50 blinds) I wasn't trying to steal as much since it wasn't worth the risk that early on.

One early hand I was one behind the button with K-K. I flat-called, and Josh raised three times the big blind. I came back over the top for about another thousand, and took him off that pot. Flopped a flush the hand after that, and managed to squeeze some money out of Dave W. with that one. Another hand or two after that I got K-K again, but this time nobody wanted to play. Same story with A-A a little later on. Jason K. was quietly building up a massive stack, with a good slowplay to take a bite out of Josh, as well as pretty much everyone else at the table at various points. Oh, and Dave W. flopped quad kings at one point... sweet. Glad I wasn't in that hand.

In the 2nd hour I started playing a little more recklessly. I figured I had the option to do another rebuy for $25, so I might as well try and double up a few times, or force people out of better hands with some strong betting. Well, that backfired as I pushed all-in with some garbage like A-5 or something. I went up against A-K, an A hit on the flop, and there was no runner-runner 5s miracle like "last time":http://feralboy.com/log/archives/001158/.

So, I rebought and vowed to play a little tighter. 3 memorable hands from the end of that level: - Folding pocket 7s to a huge raise from Jason D. There were all sorts of overcards on the board that were frightening, and my 7s shrunk up fast. Turns out he had nothing. In fact, we turned over the remaining cards after I folded just for a giggle. The burn card was flipped over by accident. 7. Then the actual turn card was a 7. Sheesh! - Looking at 9-9 a few hands later, and Jason made another stab. This time I stood my ground, and put him all-in. He turned over A-K. Eeep. It's just a coinflip, really... I'll take those odds. Flop comes A-x-x. Shit. Now he's way ahead with his pair of aces. Turn comes, and it's a miracle 9. Last card needs to be an ace for Jason to hang on, and it's not. - Last hand before we combined into one table (Pat and Tisha had gone out, and Tisha doing so after getting a straight flush(!) earlier in the night). It was down to Joshua and me, and I was up a little bit from my rebuy. I had ok hole cards (Q-9), but nothing hit on the flop, although there were some high cards out there. I put in a decent sized raise, and he called after much deliberation. I figured he was on a draw or a low pair at that point, so after the turn I put in a bet for a good chunk of the remainder of Joshua's stack, maybe about $1500. Joshua thought. And thought. And thought some more. He counted his chips, sighed, thought some more, and then eventually asked if I would show him if he folded. I agreed, perhaps too eagerly, and showed him the crap I was holding. He turned over 3-3. So, he had me beat to that point, but on such a scary hand that him throwing it away was the right move.

The final table started with 8 people. Now I had Joshua to my right, Jason K. and his big stack to my left, and then continuing left around the table was Michael from work, Aaron, "David":http://bigbrit.blogspot.com/, Dave W., and Dan from work (who had built up a huuuuuuge stack before we broke our table)

The blinds were getting scary enough (200/400 and a $50 ante) that no stack except maybe Dan's could feel safe. It was time to start gambling a little. I bought a few pots with good raises on the button, but didn't really make a ton of moves. I got up to pee, thinking that when I came back I might want to go all-in before I was even dealt cards, just to either succeed massively or go out in a blaze of glory. I come back, sit down, and look at my hole cards: A-A. American Airlines. Bullets. The best starting hand you can have. With that many people at the table, I was hoping to take a big chunk out of somebody. Aaron went all in right away, and I called him. Flop was no help, and I wound up busting him out.

Michael was a wild man... betting hard, and Dan was there taking his action. One hand had Q-Q-J on the board, and Micheal immediately went all-in. Dan called, and Michael flipped over J-x. Dan had J-Q; he had flopped the full house.

David went out at some point (not sure with what hand). Dave W. was severly short-stacked, to the point where posting his blind put him all in. Lucky for him on that hand he got A-A, although he was out a few hands later too.

So, we got down to the final 4, and it was me, Jason K., Dan and Joshua. The blinds were getting obscene at this point; 400/800 with $100 ante. Joshua and I were both looking pretty desperate with less than 10X BB. He raised a good amount in front of me, and I went all-in for about $5000. He called, and flipped over Q-8. I had J-9, and a big mountain to climb. Flop came, and nothing hit us. Turn, nothing. Last card came, and I spiked a jack to pair up and take out Joshua. Dan looked ill; he threw away K-8, and there was a king on the board and he would have knocked out both of us.

*Update:* Stupid me... Joshua (as he points out in the comments) had A-10 (which is why it was funny when I knocked Dan out with A-10), hit a 10 on the flop, which is why it was extra-heartbreaking when I spiked that J. Sorry Joshua, I can't remember _all_ the winning knockout hands I had last night. ;-)

With the blinds now at 800/1600 with $200 ante it was still uncomfortable, even with the decent-sized stack I now had. Next hand or so I get A-10, an actual hand. Dan calls, and I go all-in. Dan has K-8 again, and he'll be damned if he's gonna throw it away this time. Flop is a blank, but then a 10 comes on the turn. Dan needs a king on the river, and it doesn't come. Now it's down to me and Jason K., and I've got about a 4-1 chip lead on him. I do one raise to take his blind, he raises back next hand and I fold utter garbage; 2-4. Next hand I have decent cards and just try and put him all-in and end it. He calls, and doubles through. Next hand again I have J-9, go all-in and Jason calls with Q-x of diamonds. Flop comes with 2 diamonds, no pairs. Turn is a jack, and now I'm looking good. Last card needs to not be a diamond or a queen, and it's not. I won my namesake tournament!

The take for me was $159, minus my $50 buy-in + rebuy, plus the $40 I got from Jason D. for selling him my old chips. So, the night was +$149.. not too shabby.

Feral Marketing Update

bq. Boss,
Umm, we had some problems with communications from here at the head office out to the satellite office in Athens. As you know, I thought the Olympics would be a very opportune time to increase traffic to the site, but what with the budget cuts to support your poker habit, we had to sub contract the work off shore. Consequently, there was apparently a bit of a miscommunication. I told them I wanted Desmond Tutu to show up as a goodwill ambassador of sorts for feralboy. As you can see, they did at least get the tutu part right. But hey - any press is good press, right?
We'll try to avoid these mistakes in the future.
Sincerely, "Feral Marketing(Our esteemed marketing guru)":http://gregcioffi.com/hammerheads/images/galleries/images/otg2_5.jpg

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First and last and always

With only about a week and a half before I shuffle off this rustbelt coil, it makes me think about all the things that I do, and wondering which time will be the last. The last trip back to NJ by car (already happened). The last time bouldering at Coopers (this weekend when "my sister":http://www.livejournal.com/users/fuzzyfruit/ comes into town). The last time I'll "see":http://anklebiter.net/ "my":http://bigbrit.blogspot.com/ "friends":http://thisamericanstrife.blogspot.com/ before I go. The last "poker":http://feralboy.com/log/archives/poker/ game. The last "bike ride":http://feralboy.com/log/archives/bike/ to work. I'm thoroughly excited about my move and about all the new fun stuff I'm going to be experiencing, but I can't deny that I've had an awesome time here for the last 4 years, and all of my friends will be sorely missed.

SouthWest bouldering

Paul and April sent me the homemade DVD they put together of their climbing trips in the spring. It made me even more excited to get out there than I was already. It's a cool video, and I've probably only seen the first 1/3 of it. You'd swear it was a "BigUp(BigUpProductions)":http://bigupproductions.com/ video; all kinds of cool slo-mo stuff introducing you to the area in the beginning... good music soundtrack and some great problems that I can't wait to go send. It even had a real DVD case with pictures and stuff! ;-)

*Update:* Copies available for $5. Post a comment and I'll get you info.

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Whoopsie

Well, looks like I had "some more":http://feralboy.com/log/archives/000435/ "DNS issues":http://feralboy.com/log/archives/000586/ of my own over the weekend. It wasn't even "Dotster's fault":http://www.boingboing.net/2004/08/12/how_dotster_cost_me_.html; I had set up my account emails to go to a Yahoo email address that I never check, because I figure I would just get oodles of "WHOIS":http://www.arin.net/tools/whois_help.html spam there. I checked it so infrequently, in fact, that they disabled my account and deleted my backlog of emails there. Oops. So, I'm guessing that I did indeed get a timely email reminder about my pending expiration, but never saw it. BTW, I just want to point out that I got not one, not two, but *three* emails with the same subject line of "Dude, where's my blog?" from friends on Friday morning. You all need to get some new material. ;-)

More posts to come... 2 weeks to go, and a lot going on.

Jason has a blog

My buddy Jason just unveiled "his blog":http://thisamericanstrife.blogspot.com/ to me in a comment. You might have to know him to appreciate it, but I was just telling him the other day that he's one of the funniest/quirkiest guys I know. Example: "David":http://bigbrit.blogspot.com/ just moved into a house recently, and has a workshop basement where he can putter around and make furniture and stuff. So what does Jason bring him as a gift the other night? A "muscle car" calendar from 1994, complete with big-hair chicks and awful scenery. I asked him if he specifically bought that, or if he had it lying around. He had just picked it up in NY state, and was waiting for the opportunity to use it. He also put a "2 drinks and I'm gay" magnetic bumper sticker on my car a few weeks ago. I'm still biding my time as to passing it on.

Also, he was the architect of the "cowboy party":http://feralboy.com/log/archives/000790/, as well as the "awesome photoshops":http://feralboy.com/photoalbum/photos/?folder=20040109_cowboy after.

Go "read it":http://thisamericanstrife.blogspot.com/; I'm looking forward to getting more updates from him.

Tournament report

Well, the $50 tournament that I signed up for was on Saturday. It was up about 30 miles north of Pittsburgh, at the VFW hall. Full story inside. Joshua and I got there in enough time to register and get our sticky name tags, pick up a rules sheet, and then walk down the street to get some pizza (the food that they were providing for us there was questionable at best). We started agonizing over the blind structure, which looked pretty brutal for the $5000 you started with. When we got back we were talking to my old co-worker "Steve":http://nascar.about.com/, and realized that we were dopes. Level 1 was $200/$400 _bets_, and we had read it as $200/$400 blinds. Actually, it was just $100/$200 for the small blind and big blind, which meant that you could sit back and wait for hands for the first few rounds. A side note: I barely recognized Steve, who has lost more than 100 pounds since I saw him last. The secret according to Steve? "Chasing after my kid."

Joshua, Steve and I were all at different tables to start, which was good because it meant that we wouldn't have to go against each other. I probably had the toughest table there. Directly to my left was Dennis, a sharp old codger that I didn't want to tangle with, and then there was Derek, a young hotshot that had been playing for about 5 years and had won large online tournaments in both Hold 'em and "Omaha":http://www.thepokerforum.com/omahaholdem.htm. To his left was a big guy Jason who had won a tournament a few weeks before at a similar event a few miles away. There were two Daves, one of which had never even played before; just watched on TV. I guess with the torrent of poker shows out there these days that's probably enough.

Ok, so we were underway. I was nervous, but not too bad. I had my strategy in my head: "Play tight, and push hard with good hands. Raise or fold, etc." There was some action early on that I wasn't a part of, and nothing happened until I was first to be in the big blind. I was dealt 97o, but since nobody raised I was able to see the flop for free. Flop came 9-8-7, and I raised about 3 times the size of the BB, and took down the early pot. Hey, this is easy! Not much else memorable from the early going, except for a hand where I had 99. Raised 3x, and Derek the hotshot was the only other person who stayed in. Flop came with low cards; nothing too scary, so I bet about $1k, just to see where I stood. Derek quickly called, so I put him on high overcards, like AK or AQ. River was still nothing scary, so I made a pot-sized bet... about $3k. Derek stared at me for about 2 minutes straight (good thing I wore contacts and brought my sunglasses) and then mucked. He asked me a few hands later if I would tell him what I had, and although I don't like to show cards often I told him about my 9s. He did indeed have AK, so I think I played that hand well.

Didn't have much else good happen in the early going. Dennis the scary old dude got knocked out (yay!), but they brought in Ed and his roughly $15k in chips to replace him (boo!). Ed was a big California-looking guy with a Don Ho shirt and everything... sorta like a healthy Gary Busey. I had some hands with good hole cards that nothing developed from, so I started to get whittled down a bit. Then I got hole jacks. I raise 3x, and Dave the TV guy calls. Flop comes with low cards, and I make a large bet. Dave calls and we get another card. Nothing scary, so more betting. Dave calls again. Last card, more betting, and Dave calls again. I flip over my jacks, thinking that he was holding high cards and waiting for a hit and then just calling the last bet out of frustration. Nope, he had AA. Ouch. There went most of my stack. At this point Derek was already out, and Jason's pile of chips was getting as big as he was. Oh, you have never seen fat until you've been to a local tournament. There were at least 3 guys who were well beyond 300 lbs... scary.

In Level 3, the blinds where $300/$600, and with me only having $1600 left, that meant I was pretty well committed the next time the blinds came to me. Before the deal started I announced I was going all-in "in the dark", which meant I was going to bet before I even saw my cards. That got a few blinks from the table, as well as "gutsy call" from Ed, when I think he meant "stupid call". Everyone folded around to Dave the TV guy, who looked at his cards and called. I finally looked at my cards when I flipped them over for the showdown. K3. I look over at Dave, and he's got 53. Flop comes with nothing, which means I'm still in the lead. On 4th street a king comes, which means I've doubled through and survived. Whew!

Few more hands that I raised on that didn't pan out, and I was getting low again; down to about $4k or so. I decided to go all-in next playable hand, and either double-through to a more comfortable stack or just get out and start playing in the side games. In the BB I get A3 and push in. Ed calls me, and flips over A10. I'm fucked. Flop comes x-10-x and now I'm really fucked. If an A comes, that's no help because he'll have 2 pair. I'm picking up my bag and ready to go. Turn is a 3. Ray of light. River comes another 3. Holy shit. Running 3s to stay in. I think the odds of that happening are something like 250-to-1 or something improbable like that.

A few hands later I get pocket 10s. Feeling like I'm still hopelessly short-stacked I raise 3x, and get a call from Dave the TV guy (who, by the way, kept his chips in a messy pile the whole night instead of the careful stacks that everyone else was making, which was strangely endearing). Flop comes with some face cards, and I start to feel impending doom. I bet strong into it anyway, hoping that I can scare him off the pot, but no dice... he calls. Turn card is another face card, and I move all-in. Dave calls with an ace to match one on the table, and I'm out.

I'm not entirely sure about what place I finished, but certainly I was in the top third out of the 80 or so people that were in. I don't think I played particularly poorly, except maybe pushing too hard with JJ, and certainly going all in with 10-10 when there were high cards out there, and I definitely had a good time.

I wandered around and watched what was going on at the other tables. Joshua had a few miracle all-ins to hang on by his fingernails too; I watched him pull more than a few rabbits out of his hat, but then finally he was done.

Steve had a heartbreaking evening. He finished 8th, which was the last non-paying spot. You'll make them pay next year, Steve!

There were cash games sprouting up all over between the losers, so I got in on that. There were kids betting all sorts of crazy and catching cards, so I lost my first $10 in fairly short order.

I played a stupid game of $.10/$.20 Omaha for a little bit and won a whopping $2. Joshua and I both sat in on another $10NL table with a few older guys (including Dennis from my table). I was up and down a bit, but Joshua was crushing everyone, and wound up taking about $100 from that table total.

I watched a little bit of the action at the final table. Steve didn't make it, but his neighbor did and finished a very respectable 4th. The big winner was a big fat cop named Mike, who pretty much had the biggest stack all night anyway. The turning point at that final table was when he took a huge chunk out of the next closest stack with quad 7s. Hell of a time to get 4 of a kind.

Derek the hotshot invited me to play at another tourney that he was hosting this coming weekend. I was pleased and flattered that he asked, because he said "it's nice to see someone who knows what "pot odds":http://www.pokertips.org/strategy/pot-odds.php are". I think I'll be visiting family in NJ this weekend, but if for some reason I'm not I'll definitely think about it.

This week's Savage Love

The Onion A.V. Club | Savage Love bq. I've never actually seen an extremely beautiful goth girl myself; most of them seem to have weight problems, which has always struck me as strangely contradictory. From the neck up, the look cultivated by goth girls seems to say, "O, we despair of this world and long for the sweet embrace of death!" From the neck down, their look seems to say, "I'll take the bacon cheeseburger, two orders of fries, and a Diet Coke, please."

(giggle snort)

Tucson house pics

Well, things continue to move forward with moving. Let's see... address change put in at the post office? Check. Sorting out some boxes of clothes to give to Goodwill? Check. Have the washing machine "flood":http://feralboy.com/log/archives/000793/ again? Check. Boo. I have some realtor pictures of Paul and April's house, where I'll be staying while I do some house-shopping of my own.

Some views of the outside of the house:

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The pool, where I'm sure wireless broadband will come in quite handy:

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Some interior shots:

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And look! Here's an exterior and interior of the guest house, where I'll be staying! Not huge, but plenty good to sleep and work:

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And they live on a dirt road! From April:

bq. Trails are way better than streets or lanes or roads. woohoo!! FYI, the "trail" we're on is privately owned. Meaning, if the road has potholes, the 8 peeps that live on it chip in to fill them in, we have to haul our garbage cans out to the main road, and our mailboxes are also all at the main road...all lined up like you see on those little dirt roads going off to nowhere outside of those mtn towns. I think that's all soooo cool. I guess that would also mean that if we had a huge snowstorm, we'd all have to shovel our road out...yikes. Good thing that won't ever happen.

Dirt road also means tearing ass home in the "Scooby":http://scoobytuner.com/, which should be a blast.