Rush Limbaugh to join feralboy.com

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h3. For Immediate Release *Pittsburgh, PA -- October 02, 2003* -- "Feralboy.com":http://feralboy.com, a popular internet destination already known for its colorful commentary, has added the "weighty" talents of renowned political pundit Flabby McFatass, otherwise known as Rush Limbaugh.

Feralboy.com founder, CEO, CTO, CFO, EVP, and all-around swell guy Matt Comroe spoke about the powerhouse combination during an interview yesterday from his office's restrooms.

"Hey, what are you doing in here? I'm trying to take a shit. Can't you people just give me five minutes of peace? No? Well, to answer your question how about I take this fresh turd and jam it in your [unintelligable]".

Flabby McFatass (Rush Limbaugh) was equally excited about the new opportunity. "Get that microphone out of my face! No questions, you liberal cur! I said get away from me!!! Unless you happen to have some blues. You don't have any on you, do you? Are you sure? Man, I'm really jonesing right now."

In the rapidly growing "disgraced commentator" market, Feralboy.com had already passed up an offer to acquire "Michael Savage":http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/entertainment/6251351.htm. Mr. Comroe explains, "Undoubtedly, Mr. Savage is as amazing talent. But he really only covers the knee-jerk homophobia. Feralboy.com needed a hatemonger that brought something more to the table, and as soon as I heard that Flabby was on the market, I knew he was our guy. Racist, homophobic, one-time welfare-recieving welfare-basher, and now pill popper?!?! C'mon, what would you have done? Now will you get the fuck out of here and let me finish taking my shit?!?!"

In addition to assorted punditry, Mr. McFatass is expected to clean feralboy.com's offices, snake toilets whenever Mr. Comroe has one of his amazing 3-pound "psyllium":http://feralboy.com/log/archives/000543/ "husk-fuelled shits":http://feralboy.com/log/archives/000793/, and go on //shopping trips\\\ to buy //cold medication\\\\.

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_This press release and its attachments contain forward-looking statements that involve risks and uncertainties concerning feralboy.com's proposed acquisition of Flabby McFatass., feralboy.com's expected financial performance (including without limitation as described in the quotations from management in this press release), as well as feralboy.com's strategic and operational plans. Actual events or results may differ materially from those described in this press release due to a number of risks and uncertainties. The potential risks and uncertainties include, among others, the possibility that the transaction will not close or that the closing may be delayed; the reaction of customers of feralboy.com to the transaction; feralboy.com's ability to successfully integrate Fatty's immense bulk; and general economic conditions. More information about potential factors that could affect feralboy.com's business and financial results is included in the Company's Annual Report on Form 10-K for the fiscal year ended Dec. 31, 2002 and Quarterly Report on Form 10-Q for the quarterly period ended March 31, 2003, including (without limitation) under the captions, "Risk Factors" and "Management's Discussion and Analysis of Financial Condition and Results of Operations," which are on file with the Securities and Exchange Commission (the "SEC") and available at the SEC's website at www.sec.gov, and will be included in feralboy.com's Quarterly Report on Form 10-Q for the quarterly period ended June 30, 2003, which will be filed with the SEC in the near future._