Facial hair midlife crisis

I'm at a crossroads with my facial hair. I had enough of the "huge chops":http://flickr.com/photos/feralboy/7041883/ a few weeks ago, so cut them down to my last facial hair style, which was more of a straight sideburns to the jawline, ala "PartyBoy":http://home.zonnet.nl/r.schreuders/pontius/pix/jmca18.jpg. It's just a temporary fix for now, as I try and figure out what to do next. Kim is pushing really hard for a "Jason Lee/My Name is Earl":http://www.nbc.com/My_Name_Is_Earl/ moustache kind of thing, but I can't see myself going that route. Perhaps the more devilish moustache and goatee? Just the goatee? Help!

*Update:* Pat sent along some good ideas.

*Update 2:* Through the magic of photoshop, we can see what I would look like with all of these looks. Many thanks to Pat for yet more "stellar image mashups":http://feralboy.com/log/archives/feralmarketing/.