I'm working away, and Sydney hops up on the desk, pacing back and forth looking for attention like he likes to do; entwining himself through my arms while I try and get all my stored procedures to fucking cooperate. Then he starts rubbing the side of his face on everything around, which is all fine and good until he gets to my full bottle of diet dr. pepper. All over the mouse and my virgin mary mousepad. All over the desk and on my collection of casino chips. I was so pissed I threw him halfway across the room, nearly breaking my headphones and glasses in the process. Everything's rinsed off and drying, but my mouse left-click button seems to be dead. I ran it under a bunch of hot water and hung it outside to dry, and am using my other mouse as a backup in the meantime. Frickin' cats.

*Update:* Ok, just to clarify I didn't hurt him or throw him INTO anything... I just yanked on my headphones while tossing him, which pulled off my glasses too. He landed about 4 feet away, on his feet. A half hour later he was in my lap cuddling, and my mouse dried off and worked fine, so we're all cool.