So, my bloodwork came back. I have a slightly elevated C-reactive protein (CRP) level which signifies non-cardiovascular inflammation. What that really means is I have the slightest of slight cases of IBS. All I really need to do is eat a little bit better, lower my stress (the biggie) and get my regular exercise. I was sorta hoping it was H Pylori, so I could treat it and be done (because I'm lazy), but just knowing what's going on is a relief. The rest of my numbers looked really good... i have _fantastic_ cholesterol levels, both LDL and HDL, and everything else falls in the normal range. I go back in 6 months to get my CRP checked again, and hopefully I'll have a normal number by then.