*Things I learned after watching part of "How High":http://imdb.com/title/tt0278488/ and all of "Harold & Kumar go to White Castle":http://imdb.com/title/tt0366551/ last night:* * Fred Willard should _always_ play some sort of bumbling, race-ignorant administrator type in movies. * Hot college girls _always_ wear argyle sweater vests. * Smoking pot is cool and makes you hungry. * White people = dorks. * Seeing a Doritos commercial in the middle of a movie will piss you off.