No, no, no!!!!

"ESPN - Jagr: Rangers trade 'can happen any minute'(Jagr: Rangers trade 'can happen any minute')":http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2004/hockey/nhl/01/23/bc.hkn.jagrtrade.ap/index.html Is he suddenly going to not "suck(A -4 on the season? C'mon!!!)":http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/hockey/nhl/players/35/ anymore? I doubt it. Certainly it's an "expected move":http://feralboy.com/log/archives/000023/, but that doesn't mean I need to be happy about it.

*Update:* Gah. "It happened(Report: Caps agree to send Jagr to Rangers)":http://sports.espn.go.com/nhl/news/story?id=1716156.