Freakish weather this morning. Woke up to sideways hail, thunder and lightning... the end of the world, basically. Step outside, and there's blue skies (with the slate gray clouds of the aforementioned storm dashing off to the east). Makes me really happy that Pittsburgh has just Extra Special weather. And totally unreleated, but somebody must think I actually _have_ the *Paris Hilton Sex Video*, because I've seen about 30 searches in the last day for any combination of *Paris*, *Hilton*, *Sex*, *Tape*, and *Video*. So no, I don't have it anywhere on my site. Go away. You won't find the *Paris Hilton Sex Video* here, and I don't know what search engine gave you that idea, but you're barking up the wrong tree. I have many *Video* clips on my site, and I've probably talked about *Paris* (the city, of course) before, but I'm still not sure why people think that the *Paris Hilton Sex Video* is for some reason hosted on this site. Weird.