"Pat":http://gregcioffi.com/hammerheads/images/galleries/images/otg2_5.jpg told me while I was waiting in line for my "salad":http://www.wendys.com/food/Product.jsp?family=3&product=13 about the exchange he had with his lovely wife this weekend. "*Pat*":http://gregcioffi.com/hammerheads/images/galleries/images/otg2_5.jpg: What's that you're reading? *Lisa:* It's a cookbook. *Pat:* What's it called? *Lisa:* It's called "How To Cook Everything":http://www.epicurious.com/e_eating/e06_cookbook/bittman/bittman.html. *Pat:* But I'm not _that_ hungry.