Best two quotes from the weekend: _[While checking in at the campground with the creepy campground manager guy]_ CCMG(Creepy Campground Manager Guy): What kind of car are you driving? Friend: A silver Honda CRV. CCMG: Gray. You're in "West Virginia(FeralBlog - WV Shootings)":http://feralboy.com/log/archives/000407/.

_[At a Mexican restuarant on our way home]_ Kid: _(looking at woman's large and, IMHO(In My Humble Opinion), ugly tribal tattoo on her back)_ Why do you have a tattoo there? Woman: Well, why do you have arms?