Attention, Fuckwads

When a traffic light is out (due to a storm or other mechanical problems), the intersection becomes like there's a 4-way stop sign there. No exceptions. I'm sure you're in a huge hurry to get to your crap-ass minimum wage job, and I'm also sure that because you watch NASCAR you feel you can drive like an ace, and I'm even more sure that because you have at least 2 cars up on cinderblocks in your front yard you feel you know all about automobiles as well, but that doesn't mean that you're allowed to tear through the intersection because you "see some daylight". My next car needs to be a piece of crap. Something huge and hulking and American, with armor-plated doors and steel seats. Something that if someone parks too close to me, opening my door into their car will make it look like it just went 3 rounds with Godzilla. Something that will make SUV drivers feel nervous, for a change. Something that I can pull into the middle of that intersection, glare defiantly at all the other drivers, and force everyone to stop, like they're supposed to.