So, apparently all the "GO" statements that SQL Enterprise manager spits out when you create an export of tables/stored procedures/etc. _aren't understood by SQL Server_! I've been sitting here banging my head against a wall for a day now, trying to figure out why my installer program isn't working, and is spitting back errors about "syntax error near 'GO'", and all along I just needed to rip those statements out. Motherfucker.