Not flushing the urinal is slightly annoying, but today was worse. Went into the Executive Washroom (i.e. the handicapped stall) to throw on shorts for the bike ride home, and had to pee while I was in there. Lifted up the seat (so as not to make a mess, you see...), and saw that someone had a horrible ass-splosion in there, forceful enough to splatter all over the underside of the seat (although thankfully not where I grabbed it to lift it). Ok, if you have that big of a "paintball" (as Pat so eloquently put it), you're gonna feel it on your ass, which means you're gonna know that it's all over. You're gonna be washing your hands afterwards anyway (at least, I hope you are you sick bastard), so just grab a big wad of toilet paper and wipe that shit up! Sheesh!