New Jersey is under attack!

August 12, 2004 by Matthew Comroe in Current Events

Those "al-Qaeda motherfuckers":http://weeklyworldnews.com/conspiracies/61525! They've already "struck New Jersey":http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&e=1&u=/ap/20040812/ap_on_re_us/nj_governor! The terror alert level is now at Pink.