DIY vasectomy
What little hair I have left was starting to get a little bushy, so I decided last night to whip out the clippers and give myself a trim. Once I was done with the head, I figured I'd give everything else the once-over while I was already naked in the bathroom.... you know, sort of "trim the hedges", as it were. I had the #1 guard on, and was merrily trimming away, when I feel a sharp pinch. I look down, and there's blood all over the place. Not something you want to see when you're looking down at your junk. Turns out I had nicked my sack. It wasn't too bad, looked worse than it felt, but I felt a bit foolish anyway.