MPT Week #2

Another fun night on the MPT(Matt Poker Tour) last night. We went to "Jason(Jason and Sabre at Coopers)":http://feralboy.com/photoalbum/photos/20040419_coopers/P1010010.jpg's house, which is in the middle of East Nowhere, but still a nice spread. My play was ok; I got better cards than last week, but also played a bit looser. I was up about $10 early in the limit-raise round, after catching a few good cards, and also staying in until the end with not so good hands, but against people with even worse hands. Towards the end I got handed like 3 bad beats in a row; got great flops (including a straight), but just got outdrawn and couldn't bet other people out of the pot.

The $5 no-limit hands were fairly exciting, although people were playing a lot more conservatively than last week. There was one great showdown that I was in; 3 people all-in without seeing the flop. I had K-rag against K-rag and A-rag. The other K and I were behind until the river, and then caught the pair, but I had a higher kicker so I took the whole thing. Made back a little bit of the money I had lost with limit-raise, but wound up down like $7 for the night, which meant I'm just about even over the 2 weeks. I need to play more disciplined, even though chasing bad hands and bluffing is a lot easier to do 4 or 5-handed than 8 or 9.

Big winners last night were Aaron ($20) and Jason ($15). "David(David the cowboy)":http://feralboy.com/photoalbum/photos/20040109_cowboy/01.jpg did about the same as I did; down a few for the day, and "Joshua(Joshua at Coopers)":http://0friction.com/pix/zero_friction_pic_2926.jpg had his ass _handed_ to him (busted out of both no-limit rounds by going all-in on the first hand. He had good cards and it was the right play to make both times, but just got outdrawn), but is still up overall.

Missed opportunities

You ever have those golden moments; the ones that as soon as they pass you by you find yourself wishing you had done/said/not done/not said something? I had one of those at the "store":http://www.gianteagle.com/ tonight. I had to stop by and pick up a few essentials (how the hell do I go through so much ketchup?), and I get to the express line and there's a woman from the "Pittsburgh Parking Authority":http://www.city.pittsburgh.pa.us/pghparkingauthority/html/pittsburgh_parking_authority.html directly in front of me. She sort of looks around, and then wanders off to another line a few down to see if it's going to go any faster. I didn't move up, because the line was long enough that people were having trouble getting by, and I was leaving a big enough gap for them to walk through. After about 30 seconds or so Parking Woman comes back, and slides right back to where she was. I wish I wish I had thought to step up, and tell her she had cut in front of me. Here's how the conversation would have gone:

*Me:* Excuse me, but I believe I was already in line. *PW(Parking Woman):* Oh, I was already in this line. *Me:* Let me guess... you just stepped away for a minute, right? You were coming right back? It's not even your shopping basket? Everyone else left the line too and you're not asking them to move? *PW(Parking Woman):* (stammers) I... uh... *Me:* [Grabs the parking ticket computer thingy off of her belt and proceeds to whack her in the back of the head, take her wallet, and run off] See how you like it! Haha haha hahaha!!!

But, sadly, that didn't happen. Maybe next time.

The Medium, in the news again.

As a "former editor":http://feralboy.com/medium/ for the fishwrapper that was "The Medium":http://themedium.net/ (the "independant" campus paper; site currently down / "slashdotted":http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slashdotted / "farked":http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=farked), I always sit up and take notice whenever they cause outrage or "ire" (a favorite word used by the "legitimate" "Daily Targum":http://www.dailytargum.com/). Last year it was sort of indirect heat, as they published "racist personal ads":http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/news/wabc_111303_rutgerspaper.html. One of the tenets of the paper was to publish whatever anyone sent in... 1st Amendment and all of that. Last week they hit a new kind of problem. They put a cartoon on the front page (archived "here":http://feralboy.com/medium/42104.pdf for posterity) depicting a Jew in a carnival dunk tank-like setting, but over a kitchen oven instead of a water tank, and the tagline "Knock a Jew in the oven! Three throws for one dollar! Really! No, REALLY!" Understandably, this set off a firestorm of protests, from the "ADL":http://www.nytimes.com/2004/04/24/education/24rutgers.html?ex=1083643200&en=51da7be1cbc34948&ei=5006&partner=ALTAVISTA1 on down to the "school administration":http://www.president.rutgers.edu/medium.shtml. People want to know how they're going to get rid of this dastardly evil publication, which is _partially_ funded by _(gasp)_ student tuition and fees! The first I even heard about this was I checked my webmaster account for this domain over the weekend and had about 40 new messages from various former editors and writers, talking about what happened and what the response should be. Sounds like there's going to be an ad run in the Targum explaining the Medium's position (some wiseasses insisted that the ad include "buttfuck" in it). The general gist of the email discussions is summed up fairly well "here":http://fasterfasterfaster.com/medium.html, and I'm also going to include a poignant email from one of the former editors below:

bq.. It may or may not be that current editors write and publish the things they do for the same reasons we did. But let's not miss the gist of the message, Nancy makes a good point. It has folks, been (oh shit) more than 15 years since we let the Medium be just that - a true medium for anyone to be able to publish what they wanted, often to perhaps test out whether freedom of speech and _expression really existed for us, and if so to what extent it existed. We ran news, ran garbage, had fun, and tested limits in order to determine if we really did have the freedom to publish what we wanted to, even if some found the content offensive.

I learned something, and I think we all did, about a concept that is intrinsically American to it's core. It's one thing to be told you have "free speech", and another to try and find out if it's true. Hell, I recall us running things WE disagreed with that were sent in by students, the point being that we were not going to be censored, nor would we censor others.

In the years since, America has changed. America in 2004 reminds me an awful lot of what America may have looked like in 1955. Ashcroft looks and sounds like they just dusted him off and wound him back up.

When Nancy says "Making waves reminds people we live in an ocean" she is right. And at this point in our history I really think that people not only don't want to make waves, their fears drive them to beat wave-makers into silence. The great, great irony about all of this, is that of all the Medium alum I know, none are people I would call racist, homophobic, or any other sort of bigot. My guess is that the current Medium staff did not truly find the cartoon funny or clever, but probably repugnant. I have no reason to believe that junior KKK members suddenly decided to join their school paper. That is not the way such groups have ever operated. The judgement call to run the piece was a bad call, but not because it might arouse ire, or {shudder} cause some people to actually think. It was a bad call because it was probably not given a whole hell of a lot of consideration before being run. As I recall, making decisions, and sometimes not-the-best choices, was how we learned and grew as students and individuals. We were in a place that functioned on many levels as a SCHOOL.

This is the best thing to happen in years - the issue is out there, it's publicized and it's real. One of the basic tenets of out wonderful constitution being tested in the real world. and this test is a biggie. I want to see The Medium survive, and for the right reasons. BUT if the paper gets canned THAT says something too, about RU, the reflected values of our current governance, and about the depth of the action(s) we may need to undertake in order to reclaim our freedoms. Maybe it's time for a loud wake-up call, and maybe this issue is it. There is certainly no ignoring that the current administration includes people SO conservative, I believe they are radical (think "Ashcroft"). Their presence may really reflect not only the Supreme court's hubris, but actually what huge numbers of Americans hold as core values and beliefs. To believe that such would not extend through the fabric of our system, right through the BOG and RU would be silly.

In a similar vein, I wonder how much cash RU is afraid of losing if the Medium is NOT yanked? Cash comes from many places, and one of them is alumni donations and gifts. There are likely an awful lot of pissed off alum out there with closed checkbooks. Maybe some checks sent directly to Old Queens in support of the the University continuing the tradition of a free and independent paper (hell, call it The Medium) would help.

The last point I want to hit, is that any letter or ad run in the Target, um, Targum be signed off on by as many of us as possible, including our degrees and accomplishments. Among the crop of Medium alum I know, I count at least one lawyer (yes, Jay I do mean you), a couple doctorates, at least one person who completed the Livingston College Honors Program, a Paul Robeson Honors Scholar, and without exception a group of people who has been quite successful in their rather mainstream careers and in contributing to society. How odd for what seems to be portrayed as a bunch of burn-out miscreants.

p. As someone with Jewish grandparents, I think the cartoon was pretty stupid to run, but I'm way more concerned with free speech being recognized and protected in this country. Heck, when I was an editor we did plenty of stupid shit too... and it got us into trouble in our own way. One issue we published a picture of *ahem* "someone's" cock wrapped up in Christmas decorations right next to a "Pizza Hut":http://feralboy.com/log/archives/000005/ ad. Needless to say, they dropped us from future advertising, costing us about $3k for that semester. Our funding from the school was a pittance; most of the money to print each week came from advertising.

My long rambling point is that free speech is under fire in this country from the Religious Right. Issues ranging from "Howard Stern":http://feralboy.com/log/archives/000900/ to "teaching evolution in schools":http://msnbc.msn.com/id/4677867/ to the "right to make porn movies":http://www.audiorevolution.com/news/0404/16.porn.html have gradually been coming under attack from "Ashcroft":http://jwz.livejournal.com/209398.html and his cronies. The whole point of free speech (especially in the case of humor/satire) is that it's protected, and you can't throw that out the window in case _you don't happen to agree with the message_! If The Medium does somehow get shut down, it's a dangerous precedent to be set, as we've already seen what happens when you "close down media outlets":http://www.utcecho.com/news/2004/04/02/Editorial/U.Closing.Iraq.Newspaper.Violates.Democractic.Principles-648354.shtml that don't fit into your ideological scope.

In addition to putting my name on the Targum/Star Ledger/whatever ads, I think I'll try and write some letters to the editor, too. My writing isn't the best, but hopefully I can convey what needs to be said.

*Update:* Hmm.. maybe I shouldn't sign on. Here's a well-reasoned argument from someone else on the CC'd email list:

bq.. Although I am clearly out of sync with most of the contributors to this thread, I still feel it may be useful for me to explain not only why I cannot sign onto this letter, but why I am offended by its tone.

As I have previously stated, I would be happy to join in an expression of support for the Medium in opposition to any threat to its right of free expression. However, I believe that this letter, rather then express support, attempts to rationalize something that should not be rationalized.

Had the Medium printed an article from a Holocaust denier, or even a piece from an outright not seek synthesizer, it would no doubt have had the same reaction from Hillel _[ed. the campus Jewish organization]_ and the Administration. If that had happened, I would still believe that the Medium had a 1st Amendment right to print such an article, and would have felt that the issue was clear..

In this case, the Medium has printed a cartoon which is blatantly offensive. The letter, rather than acknowledge the offensive content, attempts to claim that the offense was not meant because it was "satirical" and an attempt to discuss an otherwise taboo subject. This changes the discussion from defending the First Amendment right to publish something offensive to an attempt to justify the offensive utterance.

From the perspective of the readership, publication of this cartoon is the equivalent to printing an endorsement of anti-Semitism. If the Medium had published a cartoon showing "little Sambo" or had published a cartoon showing elephant dung on an image of the Virgin Mary, it would have been equally offensive. Such publication is still protected, but I would not rationalize it why saying that it was an attempt to address an otherwise taboo subject.

Some opinions should not be raised in the context of a newspaper. Gratuitous insults to religious or ethnic groups, pornography "without redeeming social significance", and glorification of genocide are inappropriate. Even though a newspaper has an absolute right to express such opinions, it is, to put it mildly, a violation of community standards of decency to do so. I ask the signers of this letter if they would make the same defense of a cartoon that advocated mass rape, or the reinstitution of slavery. These are also taboo subjects. Serious political discussion is or should be always permitted. However, an attempt to justify a plainly offensive utterance on the grounds that it is seeking to break a taboo on discussion is, at best, a cop-out rationalization.

Quite bluntly, I think the publication of the cartoon raises a serious question as to whether or not the Medium does harbor anti-Semitism. To be certain, the question would be raised as to whether or not the Medium was racist if it had published a cartoon endorsing slavery of African-Americans, and the question would be valid. If I was a member of Hillel, I would respond exactly as they are responding, and I believe it to be an appropriate response.

p. Well, there you have it.

*Update #2:* Per request, here a reply from Nancy Loughlin to the above email. Fucking hilarious.

bq.. Okay.

I could not disagree with Mr. Henner more on this subject and here it is...

I don't care what the Medium's intent was in publishing the cartoon. And you know what, it doesn't matter a damn. The cartoon isn't the show here, folks. It's the audience. A serpent has just slithered into the garden. Some grab the hoe and start swinging. Others, embrace the serpent (and are banished from Eden). But then, there is Mr. Henner.

Forgive me, but I don't know you apart from your e-mail so you may want to put on a rain slicker.

Mr. Henner is the ACLU intellectual turned Indiana Jones. He will embrace the turd du jour but simultaneously hold his nose and crack the whip. Now THAT is the cop out.

Regardless of the Medium's intent, they have inadvertently lobbed a spear at the heart of the inconsistent, hypocitical, board-up-its-ass sensibility that enforces a hieracrchy of historic abominations. The most amusing paradox is that Mr. Henner's arguments effectively shut down discourse via intimidation. "Look, I'll defend you but call you an asshole in the process." Gee. Supporting speech while simultaneously stomping it. Do you think anyone will notice?

Folks, if the letter is revised to denounce the "judgment" of the Medium (a supreme duck for cover) while claiming to stand for some ivory tower higher virtue of free speech, count me out. I have signed enough ACLU petitions to last me a lifetime and frankly, this Skokie bumper sticker peeled off the VW bus long ago. If we take out the discussion on taboo, Mark's beautiful letter (the SAT words could be toned down) loses its art, it loses its edge, and it loses its significance... Therefore, why bother? As for me, when it comes to the standard liberal argument "I don't agree with what you said but I will fight like hell to defend your right to say it," I'm going to buttfuck that rainbow until it craps Skittles.

This is where I stand.

Nancy

p. "..buttfuck that rainbow until it craps Skittles"? Priceless.

*Update #3:* Robin (former editor) also "weighs in":http://www.firepile.com/robin/archives/000128.html.

*Update #4:* The next issue (which includes an apology to the Rutgers community) is out, and archived "here":http://feralboy.com/medium/42804.pdf

Ow, my ass...

I've decided to try and kick up my game a little bit with "the cycling":http://feralboy.com/log/archives/bike/. I'm going to try and do the 62-mile course for the "Pedal Pittsburgh":http://www.pedalpittsburgh.org/ ride in about 3 weeks, and then _attempt_ the "Escape to the Lake":http://www.nationalmssociety.org/pax/event/event_detail.asp?e=6437 in June, which is 150 miles over 2 days. Apparently lots of people that I know are doing the MS 150, which means that it should actually be a good time. According to "my co-worker":http://feralboy.com/log/archives/000562/, who has done it the last 7 years running or so, "it's the best workout you'll get all year." I'm kinda down with that. So, that means a whole lot of riding into work on consecutive days to try and get in a little bit better shape, and the 60-mile Pedal Pittsburgh should be a good acid test to see if I can hack the 80-mile Day 1 of the MS 150. And hey, if anyone wants to donate money for the MS ride, I need to raise $200 to enter, and I'll probably only hit my family up for half of that. ;-)

Poker night!

Last night was the first of what I hope will be the "weekly friendly poker night":http://feralboy.com/log/archives/001010/. There were only 4 guys in attendance, which is a little light, but there's enough interest from enough people that I'm thinking on any given week we should have at least 5 or 6. We started a bit early to get anyone who didn't know the intricacies of limit raise and no-limit hold 'em betting up to speed. The "new chips":http://store.yahoo.com/jdrazor/set5300dic11.html were awesome, and we even had a piece of green felt to cover the table. Aaron provided beers, and I brought chips and guacamole and spinich artichoke dips. As "The Donald":http://www.nbc.com/The_Apprentice/ would say, "classy... really classy." We played about an hour with no stake, where I got beaten down fairly badly, and "David":http://bigbrit.blogspot.com/ wound up doing the best.

Then we switched to a limit raise game, this time with a $20 buy-in. The bet structure was a little different than what I was used to at the other home game I had played at a few times; instead of a set $.50 raise pre-flop and after, and then $1 after 4th street, you could bet either $.50 or $1 at any point in the betting, which gave you a little leeway with trying to buy the pot or muscle people out. It probably wasn't as loose as the spread-limit betting "described here":http://www.pokersearch.com/Articles/EDHill/advantag.shtm, but since we were playing for such low stakes, you couldn't really give someone a spread from say $.10 to $3. Just wouldn't work.

In any case, I played a lot tighter with actual money at stake, and didn't chase bad hands. I don't know if the other guys were playing loose due to inexperience or just being reckless, but people were bluffing all over the place, and I won a few pots with some pretty piss-poor cards, like a pair of 2s in one case. I also won some quality hands, with a set of aces, and a nice jack-high flush that blew out Joshua's 6-high. "David":http://bigbrit.blogspot.com/ didn't fare as well that round, and lost pretty much all of his $20 by the end of 2 hours. I threw him $10 to keep him playing, and then at 10 p.m. we switched to some $5 no-limit rounds. I cleaned David out first round by hitting a pair of Qs on the river, but then lost it all to Joshua by trying to catch a lucky card all-in with JK against Josh's ace high. We went one more round, and it came down again to me and Joshua, and this time I played tight, and wound up after 5 hands of heads-up (our self-imposed limit on heads-up play) I escaped with the same $5 I started with.

So, the end result was I won $5, Aaron broke pretty much even, and David dropped $30. Joshua was our big winner of the night, walking out with about $25 more than he got there with. Looking forward to next week, and hopefully more people. With only 4 guys, you're in the blind 50% of the time, so it's harder to make your money last longer if you're trying to play tight.

This week's Onion

"The Onion":http://www.theonion.com/index.php?issue=4016 this week has some of the funnier throwaway headlines I've seen them have in quite some time: * Cheney Wows Sept. 11 Commission By Drinking Glass Of Water While Bush Speaks * Libertarian Reluctantly Calls Fire Department * New AnTiVo DVR Only Records Shows It Knows You Hate

Hahahaha! Great stuff. The Onion and "The Daily Show":http://www.comedycentral.com/tv_shows/ds/ continue to be some of the sharpest political satire around.

Top five reasons why my work is like a fraternity house

# Only guys work at my office. Not like it's a sexist thing, and women have worked there before, but at the moment it's only us Y-chromosomes folks.# Any day that it's nice we grill lunch out on the back patio. Yesterday was turkey burgers, today was "hot dogs":http://www.theonion.com/onion3011/walkeninla.html! # Another thing that happens on nice days is the portable hoop gets put out, and some hot 2-on-2 action gets going after work. I stay far, far away from the games because a) I have no skillz whatsoever (I was only able to make it to JV in grade school, and only made 2 baskets all season (although one of them was in the game against the teachers.. yay me!)) and b) the boys I work with play _hard_, and I'm just not that competative about sports stuff. # We're talking about having the occasional "low-stakes poker game":http://feralboy.com/log/archives/001010/ at lunch. Wait until I clean out all those dead money guys! ;-) # We have a mascot. It's actually our 2nd. The neighbors next door had a pet rooster, or at least we hope it was a pet and not dinner. Anyway, "McNuggets":http://feralboy.com/photoalbum/photos/?folder=20031229_mcnuggets (as we called him) disappeared, and was replaced by a golden rooster. We don't like this one nearly as much, as don't feed him like we did Nuggets.

Anyway, if this sounds like a fun place, then we're hiring. It would be for someone who does ASP.NET programming at a high level (classes, complex user interfaces, lots of SQL queries, etc.). You probably also should live in the Pittsburgh area. If you are this person, or know this person, send me an email at mattcomroe[at]yahoo.com.

In control

It's been a trying last 4 weeks or so. A month ago, I thought today was going to be the first day I woke up in a new state. Now everything is different. It's been a stressful experience, to say the least. Last week I started experiencing physical manifestations of that stress. "Tight throat":http://xtramsn.co.nz/health/0,,8065-1669871,00.html, feeling full after only eating a little bit, and most unpleasant was the feeling that I was disconnected from my body; almost like I was having an out-of-body experience about 6 inches above and behind my own head. I briefly considering trying to go see a psychologist, just to say "Hey, I know what's wrong, and I know it will pass, but could I have some Paxil or Xanax in the meantime?" Friends warned me that going down that road with SSRI(Selective Serotonin Reuptake Inhibitor)s is a slippery slope though, and I think they're probably right. Best thing would be to just ride it out, and I had a great weekend of frivolity; two days of "climbing outside":http://feralboy.com/photoalbum/photos/?folder=20040419_coopers, and I'm feeling a lot more centered today. The weather should cooperate this week as far as riding in, too, which always makes me "feel great":http://dirtragmag.com/articles/article.php?ID=632&category=features.

New domain purchase

Last week I bought "twiffy.com(twiffy.com)":http://twiffy.com after the "firestorm of comments":http://dooce.com/archives/daily/04_11_2004.html about names for private parts that took place over at the hilarious "dooce.com":http://dooce.com. A little bit of background. "Twiffy" was a pet name that my old roomate Tom's "girlfriend":http://feralboy.com/feralboy.asp had for her privates. I thought it was funny enough to intigrate it into my lexicon, and then it turned into a big old inside joke at "the college paper":http://feralboy.com/medium/ I wrote for.

Anyway, I pointed out to "Joshua":http://firepile.com/log/ that I was trying to make "twiffy" popular all over again, and he suggested I should buy the domain. So, a quick trip to "dotster":http://dotster.com/ and it was all done. Now, I just need to tweak my business plan for "twiffy.com(twiffy.com)":http://twiffy.com:

* Step 1: Buy "twiffy.com(twiffy.com)":http://twiffy.com * Step 2: ??? * Step 3: Profit!

Marines Investigate Photo Posted on Web

NEW ORLEANS - The Marines are investigating a photograph circulating on the Internet that depicts a soldier with two Iraqi boys and a sign, in English, proclaiming the soldier had killed one boy's father and impregnated the boy's sister. The photo

A Washington, D.C.-based Muslim civil rights group complained about the photo and urged the Marines to punish the soldier.

Investigators have not determined if the photo showing feralboy.com was altered, said Capt. Jeffrey Pool, a spokesman for Marine Reserves in New Orleans.

Results of the investigation and possible punishment were expected Wednesday, Pool said.

"How the military reacts to this case I think will send a message to Muslims in the Middle East and worldwide as to how seriously the United States takes these issues," said Ibrahim Hooper, a spokesman for the Council on American-Islamic Relations.

Feralboy.com is with the Headquarters and Service Company, 3rd Battalion, 23rd Marines; the company was deployed in Iraq from last May to September. Pool said he did not know exactly when feralboy.com was in Iraq.

No phone number for the soldier could be obtained Tuesday.

Shuffle up and deal!

The near-constant flood of "poker shows":http://travel.discovery.com/fansites/worldpoker/tour.html on The Travel Channel has finally broken me down, and I started lobbying this weekend for a friendly weekly game with the "climbing":http://feralboy.com/log/archives/climbing/ peeps. Lots of emails flying around today about which day of the week would be best (so far Monday and Wednesday are the main candidates), as well as some side discussions about what the format should be. On one hand, there's something to be said for a low threshold "limit raise":http://www.bestjackpots.com/info/poker_rules.jsp game. More people will play in each pot, since a quarter or $.50 to see a flop is no big deal. You'll also lose money more slowly, so it would be hard to whittle away more than $20 over the course of 3 hours or so. On the other hand, nothing compares to the strategy and gut-wrenching feeling of playing "no-limit":http://www.ultimatebet.com/rules-strategy/nolimit.html hold'em. You can't really bully the short stack with a $.50 call, but if you push $20 into the pot unless he's sitting on "American Airlines":http://www.thepokerforum.com/handnames.htm he'll probably back out pretty quick. The flip side of that is everyone going all-in right away to try and double up, which makes for not a very fun night. So, coming out of the side discussion that Joshua and I were having, I have a few ideas for poker nights:

* Two different games. Maybe we all get together around 8, and play $.50/$1 limit raise games for a few hours, until maybe 10. That way everyone's had their fill, and gotten to play a bunch of hands for good or ill. Then at 10, anyone who's got the stomach for no-limit can get dealt in on no-limit or pot-limit games. This could get ugly quickly, which leads me to my next option. * Tournament play. Everyone has a set buy-in, maybe $20, and then gets a supply of "fake money" "chips":http://store.yahoo.com/jdrazor/set5300dic11.html... maybe totalling $1000 or something. Everyone just plays until they are eliminated, and then based on what place you come in, you take home a certain percentage. Depending on the amount of players we could probably just use "this WSOP(World Series Of Poker) table":http://www.pokerpages.com/pokerinfo/wsop/2004payoutstructure.htm. That's how most tournaments are run anyway. The downside to this is that maybe 1/3 of the players are guaranteed to go home with nothing, whereas with the limit raise games I've played so far, even if you're doing poorly you tend to have at least $5 left at the end of 2-3 hours. * Saw an interesting article about "spread limit":http://www.pokersearch.com/Articles/EDHill/advantag.shtm games, which gives you some flexibility on your bets each round, but still capping the totals to the pots don't get too out of hand. That way you can make calling a little more uncomfortable for people if you either a) have a good hand, or b) are trying to "buy the pot":http://www.winneronline.com/poker/glossary.htm.

In any case, I don't know if it can all get organized this week, but I'm guessing by next week we'll have our first game, and I'm pretty excited about it. Should be lots of fun.

Day off

I have Good Friday off today, and so does "David":http://bigbrit.blogspot.com/, so we're going to pretend we're cute little old Jewish men and meet in Squirrel Hill and have breakfast and play Scrabble. Should be a lovely day for that sort of tomfoolery. *Update*: It was a tie game, which I've never had happen before, but according to the "in case of a tie" rules, I won by two points. I smell a rematch! Also, while out running errands today I passed "Dave Chappelle":http://www.collegeslackers.com/soundboards/rick_james_soundboard.html's tour bus. Apparently he's in town this weekend to do some shows.

Weekend wrapup

Good weekend, overall. Nothing too exciting happened Friday night, except I went to happy hour with some coworkers at "Kaya":http://www.bigburrito.com/kayawebs/. Some belgian white was drunk, and probably some inappropriate comments were made. All in all, a fun night. Saturday was an "alleycat race":http://www.pabstville.20m.com/ around Pittsburgh. An alleycat, for those of you who don't know, is an underground bike race, organized and mostly run by "messengers":http://messengers.org/.[1] "Everyone":http://feralboy.textamerica.com/?r=565079 "met":http://feralboy.textamerica.com/?r=565089 at The Point downtown around 2, we each paid $5 ($6 if you didn't have a helmet), and we were off at 2:30. The format of this race was a little different than the one I did "last time":http://feralboy.textamerica.com/?r=448441; the previous one laid out your route along with your checkpoints, but this race you were just told what your 15-odd checkpoints were, and your final destination, and you had to figure out the most efficient route yourself.

"Brian":http://ankle-biter.net/log/ "was there":http://feralboy.textamerica.com/?r=565095, which was good, because I had someone that knew parts of the city that I didn't, like the North Side. Also, he was riding his "fixie":http://www.fixedgeargallery.com/2004/janaszek.htm, which meant that me riding my bike with all the gears had at least a chance of keeping up. There were checkpoints in all of the neighborhoods near downtown, so we hit them in this order: South Side, back Downtown, Strip District, North Side, Bloomfield, Squirrel Hill, and then ending in Oakland.

We got a little lost on the South Side, and ran into a messenger from Columbus named Randy. He had gotten separated from his buddies somehow, and was totally lost in an unfamiliar city, so he came along with us. Actually, it was Brian and Randy leading, and me gamely puffing along behind. Randy also provided me with the heart-stopper moment of the day. While going over the 16th St. bridge he was riding no-hands and hit a pothole and veered right into the bridge guardrail. Somehow he managed to straight-arm the guardrail and snap himself back upright, but I had visions of him getting splattered all over the road.

The rest of the checkpoints were uneventful, and it was a nice tour of the city, going from the "historic" adult Garden Theater on the North Side up to the beautiful campus of CMU, and everywhere in between. I guess our route wasn't the most efficient, because there wasn't anyone there to give us paper slips at the last two checkpoints, so we just headed to the finish, which was in "South Oakland":http://www.soufoaklin.com/.

The finish was at someone's "house". I use quotes around "house" because it was a "house" only in the sense that it had a door, walls and a roof. Inside it was the most disgusting thing I'd ever seen. "Utilitarian" would be way, way too kind. There was a half-assembled bike on the living room floor. That was the only furniture. The back porch had about 5 trashbags full of empty "PBR":http://www.pabstville.20m.com/ cans. The stove was beyond description, which is why I took "a picture":http://feralboy.textamerica.com/?r=565503. I braved a trip inside to get us some "victory" "beer":http://feralboy.textamerica.com/?r=565499. The "victory" was in that we didn't come in last in any of our particular categories: fixie, regular, or out-of-towner. (BTW, pounding a beer as a water substitute is a Bad Thing(tm))

Yesterday Brian, Jen, "Seb":http://ankle-biter.net/anklebiter/ and I went bouldering at Pioneer. It's not my favorite place to climb, but the weather was so beautiful for a change that it didn't matter at all. Didn't do anything exceptional, save for a cool V5 cave problem that involves doing a _long_ throw to a small crimp edge and pulling off of that, pretty much one-handed. I was feeling the effects of the race still, so a pretty low-energy day. Stopped at Sheetz on the way home (MTO, baby!), and then settled in to watch Sopranos and Deadwood. I'm still not convinced about Deadwood... the characters are really starting to develop, but I don't know if the underlying story is going to be enough to hold my interest.

And finally, I slept like utter poo last night. I think the "stress":http://feralboy.com/log/archives/000978/ of last week finally caught up with me, and I had fun sinus issues Saturday night and all day Sunday that finally turned into a cold last night that kept me up most of the night. Argh. I can't wait for spring to be here for good. Every year I have sniffles pretty much from October through April, but I'm hoping that the clear Boulder air will do me good. Oh, I have news on that, too... but that's for another update.

fn1. If you want to see some alleycat footage, check out "this guy's site":http://www.digave.com/videos/. Of particular interest are the "drinking and riding" and "NYC" videos. The NYC one especially is some of the scariest footage you'd ever want to see.

'Cause I'm the taxman... yeah-a, the taxmaaaaann

FYI, if anyone ever offers you consulting work, turn it down. Something as harmless as $5k worth of work can turn an $1100 refund into a $1700 tax bill. Ouch! I couldn't quite believe it myself, but 33% income and 15% social security can pretty much ruin your day. Good thing the IRS lets you do that handy monthly payment thing, and at less interest than a credit card would be.

Zen

Yin and yangOk, I accept that things are how they are. I accept that they are this way because of my actions. I accept that nobody can change things except me. And I accept that stressing about things other than what I can change is completely counter-productive. There is a principle in Taoism called _wu wei_, which means "non-doing". Imagine a small stream. A leaf in the stream cannot fight the current; that would be unnatural. Rather, let the current carry you where it may. In the words of Chuang Tzu, I must learn "detachment, forgetfulness of results, and abandonment of all hope of profit." I must learn that my actions henceforth should be appropriate for their time and place. I cannot exercise willfull control over my environment, but instead trust my thoughts and emotions to guide me.

Om.

Flux

Quiet night at home tonight. I should be doing low-priority moving things, like packing up that last box of books, or figuring our which other hideous items in my closet can safely go to Goodwill, but not really motivated at all tonight. Instead, I continued to fight my losing battle against laundry with my pitiful stacked washer/dryer combo that can wash approximately one sock at a time, and slowly whittle away around $10 in online hold-em. Nothing like a week of serious self-discovery to completely wipe you out.