Wacky wild, weekend-style

Well, it was an insane weekend... not even sure where to begin. Lots of stuff happened on Friday, so I guess I should just lay everything out: * I'm getting audited by the City of Pittburgh. I looked back at my records and figured out that my current job wasn't taking out my 3% tax like my previous jobs were. I had never filed before, because I figured that since my 3% was getting paid there was no need. I had hoped that the city would just send me a bill, but apparently they think an audit would be more fun!

* Got a letter informing me that my car's lease is ending in 2 weeks. I had thought all this time that I had a 3-year, 3-month lease and in October I'd be car shopping, but apparently I was wrong. So, went car shopping Monday and bought a leftover "2004 WRX wagon":http://edmunds.com/new/2004/subaru/impreza/100273633/researchlanding.html. Got a really good deal; just a few hundred over invoice and a nice chunk taken off because it was a leftover. Should get it this week. The sad (good) thing is that the financing is only going to be about $40 more a month than my GTI's lease payment. Sheesh.

* Since my move to Boulder never happened, I've continued to have a little bit of a fire under my butt about moving. Seemed a shame to waste all that packing and stuff I did, right? So, the tentative plan is a move to Tucson. I have climbing friends that live out there now, and love it! They've been cool enough to offer me their guest house, so the plan sounds something like this:

# Pack all my shit up and move to Tucson. # Look at houses in Tucson, Phoenix and Vegas baby, Vegas.

I have been keen on moving to the southwest ever since my first trip to Bishop a few years back. The desert sky is huge, the humidity is nothing like the east coast, and snow? What's snow?

It's the right time for me to make the move, I think. I don't own a house. I'm single. There's tons of stuff nearby; all kinds of rock climbing in the immediate area ("Hueco":http://rockclimbing.com/photos.php?AreaID=53&Period=ALL is 5 hours away). Biking, hiking... all the fun stuff I like to do. More updates as I decide just what the heck I'm going to do.

Cable -vs- Satellite: This Time It's Personal

Got home from work yesterday, and was settling down to do a little bit of work on the computer, so I flipped on the television to catch some Simpsons. Hm... "Station not available", ok... go up a channel, and then down a channel. Still nothing. Alright, no problem, I've had issues with my DirecTV reciever before from time to time... just turn it off, unplug it, pull the "access card":http://www.pvrblog.com/pvr/2004/04/directv_hacking.html, wait a few minutes and then plug everything back in. That's odd... that didn't fix it, and I'm not even getting the time set on my receiver. Maybe my cats finally chewed through the sat line coming out of the wall. The one cat loooves to chew on things, and the nice soft rubber coating around the speaker wires seems to suit his fancy. Move the TV away from the wall... doesn't look any worse than from before. Lemme look on "TiVo":http://feralboy.com/matt/tivo/ to see when it died. Ok, recorded Conan at noon, that worked ok. X-Files at 4? Nope. So, that means whatever happened happened between noon and 4. The storms last night didn't start until after I got home, so that wasn't it. Last thing, I went to go look down in the basement at the wiring junction box.

A little bit of background. About 3 years ago, right after I had moved into my current building, I wanted to get a dish on the roof. I had had one at the house I was at before, and I liked having NYC local news, a) because it reminded me more of home, and b) because Pittsburgh local news is crap! I checked with the building owner, and he said no problem.

The guys from the "home theatre shop":http://www.dvpgh.com/dvsite/ where I had bought all my stuff came out to help me install my new "HD-capable receiver":http://www.audioreview.com/PRD_126691_2720crx.aspx. They got the dish and the OTA(Over The Air) antenna installed on the roof just fine, but the issue came where they tried to figure out how to run the lines into my apartment. My building is an old converted schoolhouse, with stone walls that are about a foot thick, and not very good for drilling through. Luckily, all the apartments were pre-wired for cable. There is a junction box in the basement, where the main cable feed comes in from the street, and then there are two lines which run off to each apartment, which is clearly labeled with the apartment number. I called the cable company (I forget who it was at the time, but they were bought by "Comcast":http://www.comcast.com/ about a year or so ago, but we'll get to that), and they told me that althought it was all their wiring, their responsibility for it ended at the street, so if the building owner was ok with it, I could do anything I wanted in the box.

Problem was, there was a padlock on the wiring box. The cable company rep said they couldn't get anyone out there to open it for at least a week, which did me no good since the guys from the home theatre shop were there right then. So, they snipped the metal ring which the padlock was locked into, bent the right _just_ enough to get the lock out, and we were in. The wiring was fairly complex, as there were only two lines running to each apartment's wiring plate, and I had 2 lines coming from the dish, and one coming from the OTA(Over The Air) antenna. I'm not quite sure about all the ins and outs, but a bunch of line splitters and new connects later, and a splitter in my apartment, and we were up and running. I had two sat lines; one for the "dedicated" sat receiver (which has since died), and one for the newer receiver, so I could watch something other than what TiVo was recording, and the antenna line for the local channel HD(High Definition) broadcasts. And Matt saw that it was good.

Back to last night. I go downstairs, and in the basement I find that all my carefully spliced and split and joined coaxial cables are sitting in a bag on the floor next to the junction box! Plus, the line going to my apartment has been pulled outside the junction box, and there's a new single splice in there! What the fuck? I look inside the box, and there's new little plastic "Comcast" tags on all the apt. lines in there. So, my guess was that someone was having line problems (in this day and age of digital cable, when you want HBO, you don't have to send someone out to pull the little CO2 cartridge-shaped line filter off of your line (like my old roomate Tom did when he stole cable back in college), you just type some keys in the central office, so it makes sense that nobody had been physically there all that time), and the tech came, saw my splices and figured I was stealing cable and cut everything.

Oh, I was hot. Not just because it was hot in my apartment and I had been messing around over even hotter electronics equipment, but because I was _pissed_. I got on the phone to Comcast's customer service (it's interesting to try and talk to someone and explain to them you don't have an account with them, but they still need to help you), talked to one guy, tried to find out if they knew of anyone actually _being_ at my building that day, asked for his supervisor, and finally got to a nice guy, also named Matt. He apologized profusely, and said that when a field tech runs into something like that, they're supposed to call a supervisor and follow this whole procedure, which I guess they didn't.

Bottom line is the local supervisor is supposed to call me today so we can figure out what happened. Then, either Comcast is going to send someone over to try and rewire everything, or if they can't I can get my original installers to come out and do it, and they can bill Comcast directly for the work. I'm hoping this will be relatively painless, but I have a feeling it won't, especially when I send Comcast a bill for a prorated amount of my DirecTV service that I lose until somebody fixes it. I'll keep you posted.

*Update #1:* Hey, how about that? I actually got a call from the tech; they're heading over to my building now to put it back on how it was. I can't leave work to go test it in my apt. after they're done, but if it doesn't work, they'll come back out again when I can actually test it.

*Update #2:* Wow, they fixed it! I have to say I'm impressed with how quickly and professionally they handled it.

Email crap

Seems that email going to my domain account today isn't getting through. So, if you sent me an email, I don't think I got it. That's not to say that I'll never get it, or I got it and I don't love you and am just ignoring you, I'm just having tech difficulties. So, either just be patient, or if it's a barn-burning issue try sending to my "gmail":http://gmail.com/ account, with "mattcomroe" as the username.

*Update:* Hey, I heard back from my tech support folks, and they quoth thusly:

bq.. We are currently clearing a mail backup issue which is probably the cause of you not receiving email at this time.

We are estimating the issue to be resolved shortly.

p. So, that's good stuff.

*Update #2:* Well, it's sort of working, but not really. All my email seems to be coming through on like a 3-4 hour delay. I hope they'll have it fully back and working by tomorrow so I can get some coordination done in case we have poker night.

*Update #3:* Ugh, this just gets more annoying. Just got this from support:

bq.. A recent virus/worm outbreak has hit one of our mail servers very hard. This has affected a large number of our clients.

In response to this event we have implemented a new anti-virus device that is stopping the viruses and is protecting the mail server from being overwhelmed. Unfortunately, the vendors claims of the amount of emails/day that this device would handle fell far short of what it is actually capable of.

The result is that while mail is being delivered and viruses are being filtered, the filtering device is introducing considerable delays in the processing of email, on the order of one to two hours at peak times.

We have expedited the delivery of additional anti-virus devices that will be able to handle the volume of email required and which will eliminate the delays in email delivery. We anticipate that we have the new devices on Friday June 18 or perhaps Monday June 21.

Due to the volume of worm and virus-laden emails being received we must filter them out. If we do not filter these worms/viruses out they will overwhelm the mail server which would result in a total loss of email service for clients on this server.

Until such time as we receive our next anti-virus device we have no choice but to live with the delays in email delivery. At this point it is a choice between slow email and no email.

We are working around the clock on this problem and we have allocated substantial resources to the resolution of this problem.

We understand and appreciate the value you place on your email functionality and we are working as hard as we can to resolve this issue as fast as possible.

Your patience and understanding during this difficult time are appreciated. Please rest assured that everything that can be done is being done.

p. So I'm going to have worthless email for a few more days. Keep it coming to gmail, I suppose.

Ok, seriously...

There should be a fucking competency exam for the self-checkout line at the grocery store. If you're trying to scan your "Coinstar":http://coinstar.com/ reciept as a "coupon", and the clear female voice is telling you that it's invalid and you should press the cashier button and pay up front, that means you should push the cashier button and pay up front instead of trying to scan it 3 more times with the same dumb bovine expression on your stupid fucking cow face. </rant>

Hey, stupid!

Just because you see something online for "shave oil":http://www.smartbomb.com/718334252063.html that _contains_ tea tree oil does not mean that: a) you should buy a "bottle of tea tree oil":http://www.drugstore.com/qxp83681_334918_sespider/desert_essence/organic_tea_tree_oil.htm at "Whole Foods":http://feralboy.com/log/archives/000108/ just because it happens to be near the shaving products. b) you should rub 5-10 drops into your face c) you should not read the instructions on the bottle before doing step b, which would tell you to put one drop on a damp cotton ball, and NEVER PUT IT UNDILUTED ON YOUR FACE!

"Ow":http://feralboy.com/log/archives/000770/! Owowowowowowowowowow!!!

None of my ex's live in Texas

Yesterday I completed the ex-girlfriend trifecta. First, I had a really weird dream about my ex of a few years ago from New Jersey that I haven't thought about in quite some time. I don't remember all the details, but I remember waking up feeling a mixture of sad/nostalgic, "happy and angry(Ralph Wiggum - I'm happy and angry!)":http://feralboy.com/muzak/sweets20.mp3. Then on my "ride":http://feralboy.com/log/archives/bike/ in I saw my Pittsbugh ex driving from Highland Park to where I _think_ her new house is (I also saw her again this morning, same time and same place, which must mean she's gettin' some from somebody in that general vicinity, and good for her!). Then in the afternoon I got an email from the most recent for the first time in awhile (which was very nice), completing the sweep. No point to this story, just thought it was odd to have had something happen with three different girls from three different states all in the same day. Of course! It was Thursday the 13th! I should have known...

Missed opportunities

You ever have those golden moments; the ones that as soon as they pass you by you find yourself wishing you had done/said/not done/not said something? I had one of those at the "store":http://www.gianteagle.com/ tonight. I had to stop by and pick up a few essentials (how the hell do I go through so much ketchup?), and I get to the express line and there's a woman from the "Pittsburgh Parking Authority":http://www.city.pittsburgh.pa.us/pghparkingauthority/html/pittsburgh_parking_authority.html directly in front of me. She sort of looks around, and then wanders off to another line a few down to see if it's going to go any faster. I didn't move up, because the line was long enough that people were having trouble getting by, and I was leaving a big enough gap for them to walk through. After about 30 seconds or so Parking Woman comes back, and slides right back to where she was. I wish I wish I had thought to step up, and tell her she had cut in front of me. Here's how the conversation would have gone:

*Me:* Excuse me, but I believe I was already in line. *PW(Parking Woman):* Oh, I was already in this line. *Me:* Let me guess... you just stepped away for a minute, right? You were coming right back? It's not even your shopping basket? Everyone else left the line too and you're not asking them to move? *PW(Parking Woman):* (stammers) I... uh... *Me:* [Grabs the parking ticket computer thingy off of her belt and proceeds to whack her in the back of the head, take her wallet, and run off] See how you like it! Haha haha hahaha!!!

But, sadly, that didn't happen. Maybe next time.

In control

It's been a trying last 4 weeks or so. A month ago, I thought today was going to be the first day I woke up in a new state. Now everything is different. It's been a stressful experience, to say the least. Last week I started experiencing physical manifestations of that stress. "Tight throat":http://xtramsn.co.nz/health/0,,8065-1669871,00.html, feeling full after only eating a little bit, and most unpleasant was the feeling that I was disconnected from my body; almost like I was having an out-of-body experience about 6 inches above and behind my own head. I briefly considering trying to go see a psychologist, just to say "Hey, I know what's wrong, and I know it will pass, but could I have some Paxil or Xanax in the meantime?" Friends warned me that going down that road with SSRI(Selective Serotonin Reuptake Inhibitor)s is a slippery slope though, and I think they're probably right. Best thing would be to just ride it out, and I had a great weekend of frivolity; two days of "climbing outside":http://feralboy.com/photoalbum/photos/?folder=20040419_coopers, and I'm feeling a lot more centered today. The weather should cooperate this week as far as riding in, too, which always makes me "feel great":http://dirtragmag.com/articles/article.php?ID=632&category=features.

New domain purchase

Last week I bought "twiffy.com(twiffy.com)":http://twiffy.com after the "firestorm of comments":http://dooce.com/archives/daily/04_11_2004.html about names for private parts that took place over at the hilarious "dooce.com":http://dooce.com. A little bit of background. "Twiffy" was a pet name that my old roomate Tom's "girlfriend":http://feralboy.com/feralboy.asp had for her privates. I thought it was funny enough to intigrate it into my lexicon, and then it turned into a big old inside joke at "the college paper":http://feralboy.com/medium/ I wrote for.

Anyway, I pointed out to "Joshua":http://firepile.com/log/ that I was trying to make "twiffy" popular all over again, and he suggested I should buy the domain. So, a quick trip to "dotster":http://dotster.com/ and it was all done. Now, I just need to tweak my business plan for "twiffy.com(twiffy.com)":http://twiffy.com:

* Step 1: Buy "twiffy.com(twiffy.com)":http://twiffy.com * Step 2: ??? * Step 3: Profit!

Weekend wrapup

Good weekend, overall. Nothing too exciting happened Friday night, except I went to happy hour with some coworkers at "Kaya":http://www.bigburrito.com/kayawebs/. Some belgian white was drunk, and probably some inappropriate comments were made. All in all, a fun night. Saturday was an "alleycat race":http://www.pabstville.20m.com/ around Pittsburgh. An alleycat, for those of you who don't know, is an underground bike race, organized and mostly run by "messengers":http://messengers.org/.[1] "Everyone":http://feralboy.textamerica.com/?r=565079 "met":http://feralboy.textamerica.com/?r=565089 at The Point downtown around 2, we each paid $5 ($6 if you didn't have a helmet), and we were off at 2:30. The format of this race was a little different than the one I did "last time":http://feralboy.textamerica.com/?r=448441; the previous one laid out your route along with your checkpoints, but this race you were just told what your 15-odd checkpoints were, and your final destination, and you had to figure out the most efficient route yourself.

"Brian":http://ankle-biter.net/log/ "was there":http://feralboy.textamerica.com/?r=565095, which was good, because I had someone that knew parts of the city that I didn't, like the North Side. Also, he was riding his "fixie":http://www.fixedgeargallery.com/2004/janaszek.htm, which meant that me riding my bike with all the gears had at least a chance of keeping up. There were checkpoints in all of the neighborhoods near downtown, so we hit them in this order: South Side, back Downtown, Strip District, North Side, Bloomfield, Squirrel Hill, and then ending in Oakland.

We got a little lost on the South Side, and ran into a messenger from Columbus named Randy. He had gotten separated from his buddies somehow, and was totally lost in an unfamiliar city, so he came along with us. Actually, it was Brian and Randy leading, and me gamely puffing along behind. Randy also provided me with the heart-stopper moment of the day. While going over the 16th St. bridge he was riding no-hands and hit a pothole and veered right into the bridge guardrail. Somehow he managed to straight-arm the guardrail and snap himself back upright, but I had visions of him getting splattered all over the road.

The rest of the checkpoints were uneventful, and it was a nice tour of the city, going from the "historic" adult Garden Theater on the North Side up to the beautiful campus of CMU, and everywhere in between. I guess our route wasn't the most efficient, because there wasn't anyone there to give us paper slips at the last two checkpoints, so we just headed to the finish, which was in "South Oakland":http://www.soufoaklin.com/.

The finish was at someone's "house". I use quotes around "house" because it was a "house" only in the sense that it had a door, walls and a roof. Inside it was the most disgusting thing I'd ever seen. "Utilitarian" would be way, way too kind. There was a half-assembled bike on the living room floor. That was the only furniture. The back porch had about 5 trashbags full of empty "PBR":http://www.pabstville.20m.com/ cans. The stove was beyond description, which is why I took "a picture":http://feralboy.textamerica.com/?r=565503. I braved a trip inside to get us some "victory" "beer":http://feralboy.textamerica.com/?r=565499. The "victory" was in that we didn't come in last in any of our particular categories: fixie, regular, or out-of-towner. (BTW, pounding a beer as a water substitute is a Bad Thing(tm))

Yesterday Brian, Jen, "Seb":http://ankle-biter.net/anklebiter/ and I went bouldering at Pioneer. It's not my favorite place to climb, but the weather was so beautiful for a change that it didn't matter at all. Didn't do anything exceptional, save for a cool V5 cave problem that involves doing a _long_ throw to a small crimp edge and pulling off of that, pretty much one-handed. I was feeling the effects of the race still, so a pretty low-energy day. Stopped at Sheetz on the way home (MTO, baby!), and then settled in to watch Sopranos and Deadwood. I'm still not convinced about Deadwood... the characters are really starting to develop, but I don't know if the underlying story is going to be enough to hold my interest.

And finally, I slept like utter poo last night. I think the "stress":http://feralboy.com/log/archives/000978/ of last week finally caught up with me, and I had fun sinus issues Saturday night and all day Sunday that finally turned into a cold last night that kept me up most of the night. Argh. I can't wait for spring to be here for good. Every year I have sniffles pretty much from October through April, but I'm hoping that the clear Boulder air will do me good. Oh, I have news on that, too... but that's for another update.

fn1. If you want to see some alleycat footage, check out "this guy's site":http://www.digave.com/videos/. Of particular interest are the "drinking and riding" and "NYC" videos. The NYC one especially is some of the scariest footage you'd ever want to see.

'Cause I'm the taxman... yeah-a, the taxmaaaaann

FYI, if anyone ever offers you consulting work, turn it down. Something as harmless as $5k worth of work can turn an $1100 refund into a $1700 tax bill. Ouch! I couldn't quite believe it myself, but 33% income and 15% social security can pretty much ruin your day. Good thing the IRS lets you do that handy monthly payment thing, and at less interest than a credit card would be.

Zen

Yin and yangOk, I accept that things are how they are. I accept that they are this way because of my actions. I accept that nobody can change things except me. And I accept that stressing about things other than what I can change is completely counter-productive. There is a principle in Taoism called _wu wei_, which means "non-doing". Imagine a small stream. A leaf in the stream cannot fight the current; that would be unnatural. Rather, let the current carry you where it may. In the words of Chuang Tzu, I must learn "detachment, forgetfulness of results, and abandonment of all hope of profit." I must learn that my actions henceforth should be appropriate for their time and place. I cannot exercise willfull control over my environment, but instead trust my thoughts and emotions to guide me.

Om.

Flux

Quiet night at home tonight. I should be doing low-priority moving things, like packing up that last box of books, or figuring our which other hideous items in my closet can safely go to Goodwill, but not really motivated at all tonight. Instead, I continued to fight my losing battle against laundry with my pitiful stacked washer/dryer combo that can wash approximately one sock at a time, and slowly whittle away around $10 in online hold-em. Nothing like a week of serious self-discovery to completely wipe you out.

*Meow*

That's the sound of a cat coming out of a bag. It's official at work, so time to start talking about it here; I'm moving to Colorado in about a month! How cool is that?! Now I can start writing about all the fun details that you have to go through when planning a cross-country move.

"Tina(My favorite pic; her least)":http://feralboy.com/photoalbum/photos/20040131_judys_60th/P1010002.jpg was in this past weekend, and that is the last time I'll see her before she flies out to help me move... certainly not as much boxing of stuff as I thought we might do (i.e. we did none), but we at least did one thing to prepare; took one of the cats for a ride in the car around the block a few times. My plan is to rent a moving truck (already reserved), get a flatbed trailer to tow the car behind, and let the cats run loose in the car with food, water and litter strategically placed. This scenario has 2 benefits for me; one, the cats won't be confined to carriers and will probably be happier for the 24 hour drive, and two, I won't have to hear them even if they aren't happy. When I drove Sydney from NJ to PGH it was the worst 6 hours of my life. I had him strapped into the passenger seat in a carrier, and it was constant yowling from the moment we started. By the end I was a blubbering wreck; trying to explain to him as softly as I could that he was going to have a much better life where we were going, and if he would just shut the fuck up, we'd get there sooner!

In any case, he still yowled yesterday the whole time, but he wasn't too fluffed up, and settled in as soon as we got back to my apartment. A few treats, and all was well. "Tina(Rollin' in the Rover)":http://feralboy.com/photoalbum/photos/20040207_my_30th/P1010019.jpg suggested keeping a little bag of kitty treats in the car, and bring all the kitties at one time or another on little car rides.

Alright, so my list of things to do is as follows (feel free to add anything else I might have forgotten):

* -Tell work- * -Rent moving truck- * -Call vet about getting drugs for cats- * -Start packing boxes and giving crap to Goodwill- * -Send email begging friends for moving help- * Send change of address form to post office * Notify utilities of shutoff date * Call "Comcast":http://www.comcast.com/ to get an installation date the day after I get there so I can have broadband access for work. * Set up VPN machine here BEFORE I leave * Divvy up remaining "gym":http://www.theclimbingwall.com/ membership among my poorer friends * Schedule appointment for move-out cleaning service/carpet cleaning * Bring mountain bike to sis on last trip to Jersey before I leave for CO * -Renew PA registration (apparently cheaper than CO)- * Tell car insurance about move; cancel renters insurance at the same time (or move?)

Unspeakable

Tired of my bathroom sink draining so slowly I decided to pull out the little plug thing in the drain and have a look at what was going on. The drain plug and drain itself were completely covered in some _organic_ material, actual composition unknown. There were little bits of hair and stuff, but mostly it was almost clay-like clumpy stuff. (Maybe it was "mold":http://www.jwz.org/gruntle/toothbrush.html.) Anyway, I had an old toothbrush that wasn't going to be used anymore so I got down and dirty and scooped all of the black muck out of the drain and off the plug, wiped it on to some TP, and flushed it. I was *very* careful to actually throw the toothbrush away when I was done, because I could certainly see myself being stupid enough to rinse off and put the damn thing away and actually use it by accident.

Yes, it drains much better now, thanks for asking.

In happier news, "Tina(she loves having her picture taken)":http://feralboy.com/photoalbum/photos/20040131_judys_60th/P1010002.jpg is coming for a visit again this weekend (yay!), which should be fun. No set plans, other than going to a coworker's engagement party, and maybe "punk rock karaoke":http://feralboy.com/log/archives/000163/ Sunday night with whoever else wants to come along. Other than that, I'm forecasting good eating, with a chance of some scattered makeout.