Memorial Day Weekend Recap

It was a fun time, although the weather was fairly crappy. The wedding on Saturday was wonderful. Robin tried to tell us that they were being all counterculture and "messing with The Man" by having a traditional wedding when they're both such punk rawk freaks, but she didn't fool me. Their vows were beautiful, so I'm hoping they'll get posted on their wedding blog. I also got to see a bunch of my former co-workers, which was very nice. Apparently, they all read my site. Hi, guys! I'll tell you what; if you ever have the opportunity to go to a Jewish wedding in the greater NYC area, I highly recommend it. "An embarrasment of food" is how I heard one guest put it, and she was right. Damn, it was tasty. I hope I'll have some pictures from the event to post tomorrow.

Saturday night we dragged my sister down to see Ryan in Philly. Good times, but we couldn't stay for long because the SLF(Special Lady Friend) had to work Sunday evening, so we made it back just in time for me to go to the gym and try out some of the new problems from the competition that was that day. I'll be going back tonight to work on the new stuff some more; there were some great problems put up.

Yesterday was fairly lazy. Slept in, which is something I really haven't done nearly enough of lately, then went with the SLF(Special Lady Friend) to help her buy a new mattress. Then went to go visit lil' Seb, who is awfully cute. I held him for awhile, and he didn't even pee on me or anything! After that, Dave was having a little cookout wingding, and then I went home and did some programming. A very nice, relaxing weekend, although it seemed like I was running around like crazy for the whole time.

Weekend Plans

Should be a busy one, as the SLF(Special Lady Friend) and I are heading out to New Jersey tonight after work to attend my friends' wedding tomorrow. Then the plan is to perhaps visit Ryan, although he's busier than a one-armed paperhanger these days, starting a new job with crazy hours, and moving into a new place. Depending on when the SLF(Special Lady Friend) has to work, I should also be able to get a bunch of stuff done around my apartment, and go visit new baby Seb on Monday.

The Matrix Reloaded

I went to the 10 p.m. showing of Reloaded last night. Here's my observations from the night: * The movie started at 10, and when I called the theatre the day before, they told me that they would start letting people in the theatre at around 9:30. I figured getting there at 9:15 would suffice, but apparently people had been waiting since about _5:30_. Freaks. We still got good seats, tho. * There were two guys I saw that dressed up. One as Neo with a "Trenchcoat Mafia" leather duster, and the other guy was wearing a suit and looking like an agent (except that he had a double-breasted suit... ick).

Everything else contains spoilers, so if you haven't seen the movie yet, I wouldn't read any further. The fight scenes throughout the movie were pretty incredible, but I have to say I was dissapointed by the "Burly Brawl". The hype was that you wouldn't be able to tell which actors were CG, and which were real, but I think most of the time it was painfully obvious, especially with shots that were pulled pretty far back, or ones where the "camera" was whipping around the action. It certainly helps that both Neo and the Smiths wear sunglasses, because trying to create the eyes would make it look much more fake. Even still, some of the shots had the characters looking very blank, like a marble statue with sunglasses.

The freeway chase scene was pretty amazing, and The Twins were pretty neat characters, although you pretty much saw everything about them in the trailer. Maybe they'll be back for the next one.

I was amazed at how much the plot relied on elements from The Animatrix, especially since the DVD isn't out for another month. Luckily I _ahem_ "acquired" an advance copy. Especially The Final Flight of The Osiris, which as been dubbed "Matrix 1.5", the episodes are pretty key to explaining why things are how they are in Reloaded. The fact that they know the machines are tunneling to Zion isn't explained, and you don't even see the drilling machine until the very end. Also, the annoying kid that keeps pestering Neo shows up with *no* introduction, unless you've seen "A Kid's Story" on Animatrix and know that he basically _got himself_ out of the Matrix. I'm sure he'll be around a bit more in Revolutions. Jada Pinkett Smiff's character also was barely there, but I know she's the main character in the videogame. Harumph.

Neo flying was just a little bit too close to Superman, including the one fist out thing. When Trinity "died", the SLF(Special Lady Friend) said "if he flies backwards around the Earth a few times I'm going to laugh out loud".

Harold Perrineau was good, but a little bit too much comic-relief-ey.

There was a lot more cursing in this one. I didn't really care, I just noticed it, is all.

The whole scene with The Architect was interesting. The idea that this was the 6th iteration of Zion wasn't quite the mindfuck of the original concept of the Matrix, but it was close. In any case, I don't know how reviewers were able to say it was all action and no plot, because it definitely set up some interesting possibilities for the final movie.

I don't know how I feel about Neo's new ability to "EMP" Sentinels in the real world. His whole deal was that he was a hax0r that could manipulate the code of the Matrix, but this introduces a whole new level of diety to him.

The trailer for Revolutions at the end of the credits looked really cool. Especially the scene in the rain with Neo facing off against Smith, with *hundreds* of Smiths lining the sides of the street. Sort of the Old West showdown on the subway platform from the first movie taken to the extreme.

Holy Moley!

About two years ago I had gone in to have a mole removed off of the front of my right hip. There wasn't anything in particular that was wrong with it that it needed to be removed, but it was rather large, and in a spot that was more likely to get irritated since I had started climbing, with wearing a harness or just hiking my leg way up. The way they remove them is sorta neat; they inject some lido/nova/whatever-caine into the mole itself, and some just underneath it. This serves to numb the area, and also to sort of puff up the skin under it, so they they can just sort of _peel_ it off with a pair of tweezers, and a little strategic cutting with the scapel here and there. While I was getting this one removed, my dermatologist did a once-over of my other moles, and didn't much like the look of a darker one on my chest. That one came off, too, and a good thing it did. The biopsy on that one came back "pre-cancerous", which is not really a bad thing, per se, but just meant that I needed to be vigilant about putting on the sunscreen, and watching out for any of my other moles to change shape/color/size drastically.

Finally got around to making my quote-unquote "yearly" appointment a few weeks ago, and went in this morning for my skin check. Everything looked ok, except for a large one on my back, that apparently was more than one color. A quick sting and some scraping later, and I'm minus a mole. It feels good to be keeping up with health things, and taking care of these sorts of issues before they become problems.

Also, I am in good company with mole removal. Yay Heather!

Jam-packed

It certainly is an exciting day out there today. Let's run through it: * Today the weather was good enough (and I felt well enough) to ride in, and it was gorgeous. I made the 15 miles in just about an hour and 15 minutes, and it didn't feel hard at all. Last time I nearly collapsed when I got here, so this time I took it a little bit easier, worked on breathing, and had a wonderful trip in.

* One of my babies from the last job has launched. I'm pretty proud of this site; lots of fighting with creative to simplify the layout, and there's lots of neat .nizzle stuff going on with the product pages. (BTW, this is the client who's ramp I was prepared to "Jackass" on, and also the one that I was having all the "Poo" fun with)

* You would probably have to know Brian to find this as funny as I do, but suffice to say that he likes to give himself challenges, whether it's biking, climbing or computers. Here's what I think he'll probably do the _next_ time he has to install a new distro:

# Write the new Linux 3.0 kernel himself at home. Using vi. # Use very small magnets to align the 1s and 0s on the platters to create a bootstrap program to load Slackware. Off of a cassette tape drive. # Challenge Linus Torvalds to an Indian leg-wrestling match, and if Brian wins, he gets to change the name to "Brinux", and have Hemos and CmdrTaco come to his house and install it for him, while Brian sits back and uses CowboyNeal as a footrest.

* Mark Pilgrim can kick your ass. He's been on a tear lately: Dave Winer's upset about the "Winer Number"? POW! jwz doesn't like CSS(Cascading Style Sheets)? BIF! BAP! Tim Scarfe thinks Mark's CSS(Cascading Style Sheets) tabs are misguided? BLAM!
I can just picture his wife-to-be dragging him away from the computer, while his arms flail out towards the keyboard... "C'mon! Lemme at 'em!".

Various Media

* I ordered tickets for the _Preview_ showing of The Matrix Reloaded, which is happening at 10 p.m. on Wednesday the 14th. With the release date being the 15th, I thought I was going to have to go to a midnight showing on the 14th, but now I can get an early start. Thanks, Fandango! * Watched Scotland, PA last night while in my hazy, NyQuil-addled state. It's a cute, funny movie, with some nice stylistic touches. Everyone drives old Camaros, for example. Not nearly as gorgeous as another Shakespeare "re-imagining", but it was still entertaining. And, of course, Christopher Walken rocks.

* I am officially making a killing on BlogShares. About a week ago the site owner announced that when the site goes live (which should be happening today) all cash you have will be carried over, but your holdings will be gone. To keep the bottom from completely falling out when everyone makes a run for the exit at the same time, he put a large buy order out for every stock. But sometimes after he issued the buy order (say, for $1.50 per share, which is around what the stock is valued at the time he issued the order), if the price _drops_ (say, to like $1 per share), then you can buy a ton of shares for a buck, and turn around 6 hours later and sell them for a tidy 50% profit. I also noticed that when you buy large quantites (say 25% of all outstanding shares), just from the purchase alone you can "move the market" and instantly make your purchase more valuable. Plus, my site is now listed on diveintomark, so hopefully everything will be re-indexed in time for all the new shares to be issued, and watch the price soar!

SARS

I was pretty convinced yesterday that I was going to die. I started feeling poopy Monday night (sore throat, a bit of a headache), and then I proceded to sleep like crap all night and woke up feeling like death. My _skin_ hurt... you know how it does when you're getting the flu, right? So, I gamely came into work to pick up a laptop so I could at least attempt to work from home^1^. That would up being a 2-hour epic, with problems with network connectivity and the domain server taking a dump.

I get home with the laptop, get set up on the couch with the kitties all around me, and then proceed to more or less pass out.

Today I feel a little bit better. Still have a sore throat, and still feel a bit peaked, but at least I was able to make it in to work today.

^1^ Of course, on the drive in there was a 10 minute report on NPR about the SARS outbreak in Canada, and how communicable it was, so I was having visions of either being Patient Zero for the USA, or going to the hospital for whatever malady I actually had, and picking up a nice case along the way.

Semantics

My sister being in town this weekend has highlighted another interesting example of differences in dialect between my current locale and my former: In NJ, if you go into a restaurant and order "seltzer", you will get a glass of non-flavored fizzy water. If you try this in Pittsburgh, you will get one of three things:

# A blank stare. # A double-take, and then a return trip after a conversation with the bartender to clarify. "Now, did you want tonic, or soda water?" # A funny look, and then the correct beverage.

I know that Pittsburgh is a very different place than NJ, and don't even get me started about the whole "pop vs soda" debate (Pittsburgh is a very "pop"-centric town), but I wouldn't think that a word like "seltzer" is so foreign that you couldn't figure out what it was. Then again, the English language gets so mangled here that I really shouldn't have any sort of expectations, anyway.

What's happening, hot stuff?

* I've been un-slashdotted! Oops. I saw too late that SharpReader allows you to set different refresh times for different feeds. So, I've got them down to "Daily" until I get restored. * Comprehensive CSS support charts. Hotness.

* I'm starting to learn a little bit about using unmanaged COM dlls in ASP.NET. Looks fairly icky; even creating the proxy wrapper you still need to get in there with the dissasembler and figure out what's going on with your functions/methods/etc.

* Having some friends over next weekend for a Jackass party. That should be a lot of fun.

* Mark PilgrimTim Bray on Semantic Markup. Interesting stuff.

* Leaving right after work to drive with the SLF(Special Lady Friend) down to Stone Harbor, NJ for a quick weekend with friends of hers. I'll be bringing the new camera along, and maybe I'll actually be able to read the manual and figure out what the heck it does.

Information Overload

My adventures with SharpReader continue. First off, my sister has created a LiveJournal feed out of my own site's RSS(Rich Site Summary) feed. It almost looks like I have an LJ(LiveJournal) account and everything. I've added a few more feeds of interest, and now I feel like I'm in control of a huge flow of information. It's nearly overwhelming, it's so huge. I sort of feel like Joey Pants in The Matrix, "I don't even see the code anymore; all I see now is blonde, brunette, redhead..." The auto-refresh goes off every 1/2 hour, the little systray icon goes yellow, and I have new items to look through. It's sort of like TiVo for the 'Net.

I've also been trying, over the last few days, to bring some of my music collection into work. It's a decent amount of work; running through existing mp3 folders with Tag&Rename, making sure the folder/file names are short enough to fit on a cd, and getting them burned and in. (As an aside, my next car stereo head unit will definitely have to be able to play burned mp3s.) I also downloaded and (ahem) _liberated_ a copy of Forte Agent newsreader, so I could start plucking "backup" copies of tunes from A.B.S.M.*.

I see Mark Pilgrim has released his site's MT(Movable Type) templates. Some of them definitely look worth copying, especially the one for the full-page calendar.

I would also like to state why my new job rocks so far:

* I don't have to do timesheets. * I don't even have a phone on my desk (well, it's not really a desk, it's a door balanced on two low filing cabinets). Keeps the interruptions way, way down when people can't call you and disturb you. Heck, I didn't even get my email set up until about a week after I started.

American, Idle

Out in lovely N.J. this morning, after a mad dash the last few days to wrap stuff up at the old job. This morning I went and had my standard naughty N.J. pork roll sandwich, and then I was planning on dropping by my old high school and visiting my former French teacher (I wonder if she teaches "Freedom Class" nowadays). Alas, she was in the middle of teaching a class, so I wasn't allowed to barge in and visit. I dropped a note on her car instead, so we'll see if she emails me.

Right now I'm sitting at a free terminal in the Sussex County Library (Louise E. Childs branch), because I was a stupid-head and forgot that my stepmother was actually working today when she normally has Fridays off (long story), and I forgot to bring my key to get in. So, just wasting some time until lunch, when I'm going to try out some new sushi place in Byram with Jen, so that should be fun.

My so-called life.

Man, so much stuff going on I don't even know where to begin. * First off, as Brian alluded to, I have indeed found new gainful employment, and I'll be finishing up here this week. Tons of stuff left to do, lots of little projects to clean up, documentation to write, knowledge to transfer, paradigms to shift, etc. I'm pretty stoked about the new position. It's a pure .Nizzle development job, although they work mainly with VB.Nizzle (ick.) Pehaps I will convince them of the beauty and love that is C#. * One of the cooler things about the new job is that it'll be a longer bike ride, up to about 14-15 miles from my current 8. That will be a nice healthy run... I'll probably do it just once or twice a week and feel great about it. I was worried that the roads I thought I'd have to go on were too dangerous, but various people have told me that there's ways I can go to get there without getting my brains splattered all over the road, so sometime soon Dave and I will probably do a dry run in the car. In order to get ready for the longer ride, I'll be picking up a mini-pump ("This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby"), a spare tube, and a patch kit. * I've gotten it in my head recently that I'd like to have a new digital camera that actually takes half-decent pictures. I've settled on the Olympus C-4000, partly because it gets really good reviews, and partly because my current camera is an Olympus, which means my SmartMedia cards will work in that one, too. I really don't want to spend the money on a new one, so I'll just sort of troll eBay and see if I can find one for around $200-250, or a little more if it comes with a case/SmartMedia card/NiMh batteries/etc. * One of the features of MT(Movable Type) that's turned out to be the most interesting has been the Activity Log. One of the things it shows me is what people are searching on, in a more real-time way than my weekly stats. It's neat to see what people are looking for, whether they're trying to find out info about my best friend, or just doing some straight narcissurfing (Hi Paul Fontana! :-P).

Duh (or, is that my Final Answer?)

My co-worker Amy and I got grabbed on the walk back from lunch by one of the local crappy news outfits for a "man-on-the-street" interview. They asked "what countries border Iraq?', obviously to point out how useless America's educators are, and further to prove that we probably have no business bombing the shit out of a country that we don't know their borders, mean elevation or average rainfall. I'll admit it, I choked. I could only come up with Saudi Arabia, Turkey and Kuwait. Pat of course was able to rattle off all six when we got back to the office. I hope I don't show up as one of those "yokel" Americans on the 6 p.m. I did however manage to say that I was "uninformed, but highly opinionated". I'm sure that'll play well.

Shock (or, maybe there is some good in this world)

Waiting for the bus. Cold. Oh so cold. Oh, no! Here comes crazy lady! Run! Hide! Oh, wait. She apologized for "talking my head off the other day", and tried to blame it on coffee. While I will admit that I've seen too much coffee make people do bad things, I still think she's a Chatty Cathy. At least I was able to sit somewhere far away from her on the bus, and read my mobile NYT in peace.

Duck!

It was such a nice day out today that I went for a little ride after climbing. On the Hawthorne trail on the last leg back to my place, guess who I saw walking the other way? That's right, the crazy lady from the other morning. Luckily I was almost fully camoflaged; my contacts were in, and I also averted my gaze as I rode by. She was walking on the trail with some other woman pushing a carriage, so I was able to slip by unnoticed. Made a couple of quick changes to the site as well. Did some more categorization last night, as well as changing some templates around so that the URI's are more friendly. Now if I change programming languages or something, I won't have to do anything to reference category or month archives. Not that I think that my site is so fantastic that anyone will care or link to anything that I've written, but it's still good style.

T.M.I. (or, the captain has turned on the "no sharing" sign)

I rode in this morning, which was a good thing, because yesterday I had the (pause for emphasis) Bus Ride From HELL™!!! Lemme ask you a rhetorical question... is there some other language out there where "Yeah, I take this bus most mornings." translates to "Please, woman that I don't know, tell me about your entire twisted life, and make sure to ignore my obvious discomfort with your level of openness."??? Because I could have sworn that's what I somehow said without realizing it. Let me just give you the brief list of unbidden things I found out about this woman during the course of waiting for the bus and on the ride down (also, in case you were curious, getting on the bus and standing at least 5 feet away from someone is obviously not a deterrent to someone continuing an unwanted conversation with you, they just start yelling.):

* She just started working for PNC Advisors last Thursday, working at 2 PNC Plaza, and she loves it there. * She's just going back to work after taking time off to raise her 3-year old son by herself (emphasis was hers). * She wants to buy a house, but she's been living with her mom while she's been raising her son by herself. * She dated her son's father for 8 1/2 years (don't forget the 1/2, very important), and then he apparently bailed when the kid came along. * Her boyfriend is a fireman for Uniontown, but lives somewhere else because "they don't have a residence clause". She told me where and I just forget. * The master plan is for her to buy a house, and then her boyfriend is going to buy his own house, and then "when we get married" (the poor guy), she'll sell her house and they'll move in together. * She didn't know what sex her child was until he was born; apparently most clothes for kids that age can be bought in neutral colors. * She'll do the same for any more children that she'll have with Fireman Boyfriend, but she's terrified of raising kids in "this moral sewer." * She hates cats, because Boyfriend of 8 1/2 years let his 2 cats run rampant, and she "spent hours on her hands and knees scrubbing up their filth."

There was probably more, but I'm tired of thinking about it. Bottom line, if I see her again and she starts rattling on, I'm going to offer her a nice tall glass of Shut-The-Fuck-Up.

Autoshow

Went to the Pittsburgh Autoshow last night, and I have to say that it was a bit dissapointing. Apparently, Pittsburgh is fairly small potatoes in the automotive world, so we got fairly shafted on getting "cool" cars at the show. There were at least a few things that were picture-worthy, however..

BMW M3Mmmmmm... hot M3 action. This one was equipped with the TipTronic paddle shifter... very F1.

Porsche CayenneIt's kinda hard to tell from this photo, but the Porsche Cayenne had absolutely massive exhaust pipes... duals on each side, 4 total.
Cooper Mini controlsSat in this cute little Cooper Mini... I noticed that it had toggle switches. I love toggle switches on anything!

There was an Aston Martin V12 Vanquish there. A gorgeous hand-built car; perfect if you've got a spare quarter million lying around.

Aston Martin V12 Vanquish Aston Martin V12 Vanquish

One of the cooler cars there was the Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution. Even though they're not competing in the WRC rallys this year, they're still bringing the street-legal version of their WRC car to the states. 271 hp and 273 ft/lb torque; that's kinda sweet. Now, if only they would do something about that garish styling... the back wing is a bit big:

Lancer EVO.  Big wing and clear euro taillights. Lancer EVO.  Big Grill. EVO from the front.

There were a few other cool concept cars there, the Chevy SSR "street truck", and a really swanky Thunderbird Forty-Nine that looks like it came right out of ZZ-Top's garage:

Chevy SSR Thunderbird Forty-Nine Another view of the Thunderbird Forty-Nine

There were some dissapointing no-shows, too. The VW area didn't have the R32 or the 20th anniversary GTI, and Subaru didn't have the WRX STi there, either. Oh well, maybe next year.